Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I overheard my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns you into like, half-chick, half-dude." He was serious. How am I related to this moron? FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
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grossn 12
At least he is consistent!
Redoxx_fml 22
Did his get lost in the mail?
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Comments (100)
grossn 12
At least he is consistent!
colby6666 43
Ah, older brothers.
panicsdisaster 17
when you say gullible real slow it sounds like "orange"
NicH1799 20
Ooooooohhhh when do they come? I can't wait for mine!
Deadpool47 23
dude
NicH1799 20
mmmyes?
gjikvtj 18
duude
gjikvtj 18
do you not understand
1dvs_bstd 41
don't forget the balls too, you should be getting balls. idiot
PengiPou 12
People just can't take sarcasm on this site
Zebediabolical 45
After you rub and tug them for a while of course. But like a previous poster said, don't forget the balls.
Enslaved 38
Waiting for my "Dick in a Box".
NicH1799 20
Wow, your sarcasm detectors are just on today. Someone better give you guys a ****** detective title soon
llamaslikesoda 21
rekt
w_pony_4ever 15
some older brother, pretty clever actually
jad0016 12
It'd be funny if he went a little further and actually ordered one off a website (a toy of course) XD but serious don't do it you'll screw up her innocent mind
Redoxx_fml 22
Did his get lost in the mail?
incoherentrmblr 22
Depends on who delivers it. USPS, UPS, FedEx, or DHL.
Enslaved 38
He got Fed-Up instead.
russfml 31
In canada all those companies are good. Over here say canada post, more than likely lost it lol
ninad7 12
did they ever come??
steve31789 8
Detachable penis?
Bradley_Dillon 39
Loool. That song is terrible.
LarryXz 12
A strap-on perhaps?
Axipiter 24
Perhaps not.
DARKDAY07 16
and you believe this?..... education has fiailed again
thesmeagol 22
Yes, it certainly has 'fiailed' again..
sweetest_jenn 18
I believe you!
1dvs_bstd 41
lol that sweet irony.
lifesneutral2002 6
yes, clearly it has "fiailed"
brand125 17
10 - um, it seems as though the sister (and op when she was her sisters age) is very young. we ALL had to be told (or overhear/see for our selves) what gender has what parts when we were within the first few years of our life, just like at somepoint someone had to have shown you how to wipe your own ass. so the sister may not be dumb if shes a todler, who are very impressionable and would believe these things. if the sister was like 8, then yes she failed.
junkman6 22
#51 it's fiailed.
Deadpool47 23
mrpuffer 1
classic
JaffaMC 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
"You're a boy, Harry." Nobody...? ok
bellebe1998 16
What?
cumberbunny 17
Harry Potter reference. 'You're a wizard, Harry' - you get a Hogwarts letter in the mail. Bad joke, #13, bad joke.
JaffaMC 13
I'm so sorry.
TheAbstract 15
Well, you're a hairy wizard.
kurodansei 16
i laughed