Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I, a demigirl struggling with her identity, have decided to change my name. When I told my dad in therapy (of all places) that I was a demigirl, he struggled to understand me. When I told my mom I was changing my name, she yelled at me and refused to call me it. And she wonders why I don't trust her. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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red_headforlife 15
You need to have a talk with her.
lex1459 38
Sounds like somebody wanted a sister
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Comments (184)
erig_fml 5
I just don't understand why my comment was deleted... Are gender theories so sacred? I thought this story was a clear demonstration of how they can put a total mess in children's minds...
babygrrl257 11
Wow. Shes good
IGaveRickUp 15
YDI for overreacting. The sons can 'cross dress' however the much they want you hypocritical ass (I suppose you would've been absolutely fine with letting your daughter 'cross dress')? And if one of them now is a girl, support HER. Now, that the girl's manipulating them is one thing, but what if one of them genuinely wants what she's been 'manipulating them to want' and you make it sound like the whole world just fell apart? Damn, what century are you from?
erig_fml 5
Maybe youi should just... Relax? Maybe you cross dresses yourself, and nobody has any problem with it. Right?
hessel 13
36 are you retarded? OPs son didnt want to crossdress. he got manipulated into doing it. its all his sisters fault.
SlapAndTickle 20
Who is the ass now #36?
triplebeerox 27
36 - Calm down. If you read the FML correctly you would understand that the daughter manipulated the boys into that behavior; they did these things because their older sister convinced them to. Apparently you're barely older than the daughter in this FML so perhaps that's a reason you overreacted so much?
s13495 19
#36 sounds like OPs daughter!
RedPillSucks 33
Sounds like someone is trying to compensate for the guilt they feel at crossdressing when they were young. The Doctor is IN.
Altar_fml 2
She wants a little sister badly.
soul_meets_body 11
I paid my younger brother 10 cents to wear a dress and model it to my sister when he was a kid. He is a straight guy in his 20s now so what happens now is just kids being kids....
puffleprincess 7
#38- right! Kids always mess with their siblings! It's something all siblings do! She's not beating them or anything, it's all in good fun. And in a few years, those boys will get her back. Tell her prom date embarrassing stories and such. No lasting harm. (:
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Maybe you shouldn't have kids then, ehh 74?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Ahh. Kids will be kids.
lashes_to_ashes 14
Your daughter has a talent.
erig_fml 5
Someone noticed how stupid are gender theories? I mean, someone noticed how they allow that kind of spin?
Gunguy 11
She is going to go far in life. Haha.
chasing_silence 10
i think she need to understand the consequences. talk to her