Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I, a demigirl struggling with her identity, have decided to change my name. When I told my dad in therapy (of all places) that I was a demigirl, he struggled to understand me. When I told my mom I was changing my name, she yelled at me and refused to call me it. And she wonders why I don't trust her. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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red_headforlife 15
You need to have a talk with her.
lex1459 38
Sounds like somebody wanted a sister
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cobalttanker 14
Finally proof that women are evil!!! Lol
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Edit: I'm sorry, I did miss her age somehow, must not have had enough coffee yet, but I still stand on the rest of my comment. And while siblings dont "Have to" tease each other, it is a normal part of life if they do. Not something to punish them for. O suppose my wording wasn't clear.
Buzzshock331 7
Is your daughter a secret politician? A great future lies before her; either become a master villain or a tyrannical dictator...
JennNoVa 8
Your daughter is an evil genius.
sugarbear0727 19
That's hilarious. It seems like she just wants a sister.
roflstomp716 19
simple solution, get rid of the daughter!!!
thegreycat_fml 12
You don't just "get rid of" a child. If she was actually physically or emotionally abusing her siblings, and all other measures failed, it would be another thing. The fact you think it is such a simple matter to "get rid of" a child implies some disturbing things about your psyche. Please don't have kids.
imbedderdenu 23
lmao Im sorry thats funny. but you really need to chat with her. wow she's convincing! smh sorry that your daughter finds it necessary to mess with your boys... :/
james52 17
That's messed up..
TogeBara 12
Tell your son that she is lying, and that you actually wanted another daughter, but you are glad you have a big strong son to look after his older sister. It'll make him feel more like a man.
incoherentrmblr 22
This is just messed up. I think you need to have another daughter so she has a sister to do things with.