Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
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Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML
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Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not a virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", Honey. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35
1 - Yes, yes she did :)
iLike2Teabag 27
Don't pretend like any other generation didn't do their share of questionable things.
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hahahahah95 1
13 is the new 30
asherm 15
"Who's the boy?" **schick schick** (sound of shotgun sliding). Sorry OP, scary!! My dad had the talk with me about that age. I think I was still too busy climbing trees, building forts and trying to beat the boys at kickball. If I had a daughter, I'd lock her up!
lukeyhoward79236 17
The age of having sex is different in every country though, like here In the uk it's 16, yet in Spain it's 12
Scoiattolo 10
I'm from Spain and never heard of anyone having sex at 12. Or 13, for that matter
nvo 6
Did she mean 'virgo'? Otherwise, FYL and F her L
Fmlsea 28
Time for a doctor trip ? Your daughter doesn't sound that bright ,might be an idea to get her tested to make sure she's okay and not pregnant .13 is way too young for sex and I don't know how she could be proud of it either .
wraithfodder 8
1) why would you tell your dad that? 2) why would you tell your dad that in a restaurant?
WeskersSexslave 15
punch her in the twat (: she had sex and isn't old enough to know what virgin drinks are.. lets hope she doesny breed :)
Kitten_Calderon 14
Well.. This doesn't surprise me one bit. My 16 year old son has already had sex (with a guy but still). All we should do with this generation is teach them everything (I covered lubes, foreplay, making sure your relaxed and REALLY ready, etc), with my son. He values himself enough to say no until their really committed so luckily I don't have to worry about him just doing it 24/7.. It had to be embarrassing to find out In a public place such as that. Your waiter/waitress must have got a good laugh though.. Wondering why on earth her virginity had anything to do with her drink. Kids say the darnedest things at the oddest times!
icepick23 12
People used to get married around that age--look it up
ladybuglet 22
One of the reasons that 13/14 year olds are sexually active is because parents are too afraid to discipline their children. They want to be their friend first, their parent second. Their "precious little angels" could never do anything wrong! Another reason why young kids are sexually active is because being pregnant has been glorified with shows like "16 and Pregnant." I shake my head at society.