Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML
Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not a virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", Honey. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35
1 - Yes, yes she did :)
iLike2Teabag 27
Don't pretend like any other generation didn't do their share of questionable things.
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Comments (361)
xena__x 3
That's just too young. I'm a teenager, too. I'm only a year older. Some girls nowadays just need self respect. !
Randomness90 27
I'm almost 16, I'm trying to focus on college instead alll that stuff. at 13 I was to busy playing sports and being a tomboy I usual was playing tag or dodge ball with my guy friends
nevaeh_dewdrop 12
ur daughters kind of a who're. she's 13, u r not doing something right by raising her.
incoherentrmblr 22
MTV presents: 13 & pregnant...
GenuineGin 4
When I was about that age I genuinely thought being a virgin meant being pregnant with the baby Jesus. Maybe she just doesn't know what a virgin really is. We can hope!
limabeans101029 21
Some of the comments on here are ridiculously judgmental. I lost my virginity when I was 14 (obviously I've since realised that 14 was too young an age to be doing that), and I'm not a "loss to society" or a "*****", and it didn't stop me from getting good grades. It didn't harm me emotionally or physically, and I hate how some people assume that someone is a bad person just because they made the mistake of having sex before they were ready. Also, my parents were very strict about not letting me spend the night with boys, not allowing me to have my bedroom door shut if I was with a boy in there, etc. I lost my virginity during the day, and obviously my parents weren't nearby and had no clue what was going on. So I don't understand why some of you are saying that this is OP's fault either.
iperson 11
All bad....
sonnyrosa 32
Jesus... when I was 13, I was still convinced that boys had cooties... Hell, I'm 29 and sometimes I still think that. Why don't people have the talk with their children and teach them that giving the milk away for free is not the way to gain love and respect... just the way to gain unplanned children and STIs
Bebbo_fml 21
Kids say the darnedest things. Maybe she was waiting for a Segway. Hopefully what followed next wasn't a "I'm pregnant" statement.
graceinsheepwear 34
I wish someone would get me a Segway. I could ride it into the next train of thought, which is a segue.
sietseld 13
segue??
anthony99 14
I'd be more surprised if she was still a virgin at 13. Talk about a late bloomer! *sarcasm off*
ShananaginsLOL 13
Reminds me of my middle school.....3 goes got pregnant my 8th grade year (sadly I'm not even joking) hopefully OPs daughter practices safe sex despite her age.