Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
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stunty_fml 0
Friendly fire? Isn't.
emer_helena 0
I love how you dont say that you shot her by accident
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Comments (183)
AquaRevolver 0
Read #105... should clear things up.
td2 0
13 & 14: Called chivalry. Cry more because I'm all for equal rights but when it gets to the point where you get offended at somebody wanting to do something nice for you and cares enough for you that they want you to be safe its just uncalled for.
the_holy_one 0
wow you are really good at this xD idiot. ^^
Peroxide 3
Paintball is awesome, unless you go with my bro's friends. At the end of the first round I had a rainbow of paint on my back. Apparently they don't know the meaning of the word teammate.
kfnnnp 0
Wow you must really suck. It's not exactly difficult to aim, and it's really, really hard to accidentally shoot a team-mate stood really close to you. and it's very possible that a paintball could break her finger. Your little finger isn't the strongest of bones, and paintballs don't always break on impact, and can hit with quite a lot of force.
cybercrash 2
NOOOOOOOO i think he mean break by the nails breaking, his gf must have exaggerated stuff.
ChelseaChops 1
Misogynistic prick. Because she's female she deserved protection? From a twat like you maybe.
iambean 4
Ive played for years and have never seen anything like this. Saw some guy trip and bust he knee open though. Pretty gnarly. 95% sure he couldn't break her finger.
anbtd 0
You are such a f***ing asshole. Although it was pretty funny...
lonerftl 3
Tell your GF to start drinking more milk, since is good for the bones.
gleetard 0
u look lik an ant