Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
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stunty_fml 0
Friendly fire? Isn't.
emer_helena 0
I love how you dont say that you shot her by accident
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Comments (183)
conrad150295 0
To all those that said this is impossible, #152 said he was there and it was actually dislocated. That can happen given the right velocity, momentum and the personal structure of the girl's finger (god I love science :P) And besides, nothing is impossible, except slamming a revolving door :D
CalvinA7X 1
paintballing is awesome end of story .Who wants pie!
UnluckyDom 0
I play paintball. Being in thatbodysuit at an outdoor field in 100 degree weather is not the "coolest" expirence >_>
ashie__x 0
lol ; I did that to my best friend. except her finger didn't break.
buynak 0
ive been playing paintball for years and im a volunteer firefighter/ EMT. NO WAY did it break her finger. i dont care how close the barrel was to her finger.
matttheman33 0
smooth move stiffler
lifesabitcchh 0
if you get shot while paintballing , your finger won't break. I've been shot a couple time in the finger in a row an my finger didn't break. lol. you sir, fail.
Richspartan372 1
She must have glass bones because no on can break a finger by getting shot in the finger on a professional paintball course
KyleJstorm 0
I don't see how that's possible. Tippmann 98 customs are mechanical so you have to a lot o pressure o the trigger to pull it.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
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