Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, despite the carriage being entirely empty, a large man chose to sit right beside me on the train. After making me uncomfortable with personal questions, he asked if we could be friends and hang out, both of which I shyly declined. He then accused me of being a racist. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
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robc32ca 4
you say tipsy he saw stinking drunk.
Quest_ 13
Stop sexually harassing innocent strangers on public transport and this won't happen anymore.
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Comments (109)
bamagrl410 31
Ouchhh. Denied.
_TONGAN_ 5
OP are you related to Ke$ha?
Agiggleaday 0
29,your dog is beautiful :D
Kiggerz989 0
29, I think OP is Kesha attempting to be normal... :|
biass 0
I think Ke$ha is smart. She knows publicity is publicity and has made an alter ego for fame and money. Or she's an idiot and is really a drunken party crazed chick. I'd like to think it's the first...
5t3ff1k4h 47
I'm under the impression Ke$ha is option number 2. Anyway, why are you folks commenting about Ke$ha when the original post (#1) doesn't mention anything about her? Start a new thread, people.
ygdrassil 17
I sincerely hope option one is true of all celebrities. Especially Justin Bieber.
boyguydudemalema 0
#1 didn't said anything enough to be talked about for the whole thread, so they just made a new topic.
_TONGAN_ 5
38- hey thanx
ComMed1 0
that's what you get for trying to hit on a guy while tipsy an not in a bar
robc32ca 4
you say tipsy he saw stinking drunk.
nicknesser 0
Owned.
Lx416 0
lmao fail -Ł
chloec16 0
drunk? on the subway?
Quest_ 13
Stop sexually harassing innocent strangers on public transport and this won't happen anymore.
slushpup9696 12
7 - win for being correct and to the point.
ellytoad 13
Sitting next to someone and saying hello is sexual harassment now?
EwahWeeWah 21
I wouldn't say that is sexual harassment...
roflcopter4 0
How embarrassing! .. for you. Flirting fail.
jess2gd4u 0
ydi for being a drunk and loose ho!!!! your an embarrassment to females. why don't you get some class!!!!! and HO HO HO and a merry Christmas to u!!!
CitrusGirl 0
You're* Why* And* you* I think you are the embarressment. Considering all the girl did was try to flirt with someone, your judgement is incredibly off. You have to sleep around to be a ho/*****. On another note, any girl who calls another girl a ho for having this small amount of sexyual independence is themselves reinforcing gender roles. You are the embarressment.
CitrusGirl 0
sexual* Sorry for my typo there
ulicksam 0
embarrassment
staynplay 0
*hoe
Agiggleaday 0
26,fail
PrincessRavishin 0
I could have rooted for on this #25, but you took it too far with the reinforcing gender roles garb.
marcranger 29
go 25! only men can be hoes. of they're not, they wish they were.
generalasskicker 12
burn the troll eh?
5t3ff1k4h 47
32 - It's "ho". A "hoe" is a gardening tool...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Citrus, I agree that this doesn't make OP a ho. That said, however, what she did wasn't acceptable for that time and place. Switch the roles here; say she had been the sober passenger and a "tipsy" guy had sat next to her on the bus and tried to chat her up. Do you think she'd have happily gone along? Considered it innocent flirting, or a display of his sexual independence? Probably not, because it's unwanted attention in a semi-closed environment. She wasn't in a bar, where people know and accept that they might be hit on. Equality doesn't mean that girls get a free pass for doing what would be considered creepy or sleazy for a guy.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Subway* not bus, but whatevs. My point still stands.
LexRB 0
Irish doe your annoying
5t3ff1k4h 47
Know what is actually annoying? The increasing inability to differentiate between "your" and "you're".
jess2gd4u 0
lol citrus girl I think u need to get laid or something! just chill no need to get all hyped up cause someone isn't correctly spelling everything!! it's the way it is mate. lol funny chik
jess2gd4u 0
oh and #82 if it's increasingly difficult maybe you need to go bak to skool or maybe just get laid to!
twinkybandit 2
he sounds like fun lol