Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
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stunty_fml 0
Friendly fire? Isn't.
emer_helena 0
I love how you dont say that you shot her by accident
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overkill_78 4
I also a paintballer, so I call bullshit unless you had the barrel on her finger, in which YDI for being a dumbass.
Devin_Duke 0
#13 you are wrong lol. As much as Feminists like to argue about women's independence, it is a FACT that the average man is much much stronger than the average woman. Second of all, if you were in the Titanic, then I wouldn't be surprised that you would leave the ship onto the lifeboats as you are of the "most vulnerable members of society". There are no feminists on sinking ships, war, or a House Fire. I never saw Feminists screaming that women should've been drafted into Vietnam. I never see Feminists leaving a house-fire the same time as a man. I never see a Feminist screaming that women should work in the forests, or the minefields, or the oil rigs, or any other dangerous job. Feminists only want equality in a pretty office, that's all.
shnibz101 0
Well paint ball is one of my biggest hobbies and well these things go about 200mph. I've cut my friend on the finger, but I don't see how it could brake her finger couse well THEY BREAK!
AquaRevolver 0
Lol I'm his girlfriend I've just been reading these. Just to reiterate... It was by accident, it was close range and I crept up on him. He did call my name but I didn't hear it. So I suppose it was my fault, but it still hurt like a bitch. I went to the doctor's and it wasn't broken. It just bruised and swelled magnificently. Also... I like it when my boyfriend is chivalrous... It's a nice feeling.
GodsNightmare21 0
Just another reason to add to my list of many reasons why I prefer Airsoft.
fml1358 0
man you really need to work on your aim but that is 1 of the reasons why i don't play paintball
austin117 0
haha pusssy, play airsoft, yeah "manly", pure rednecks play airsoft, pure fruitcakes play paintball,
heyyou1203 0
103 - actually, a lot of feminists, such as myself, do believe that women should be drafted (although opposed to a draft in general) and do dangerous jobs. Unfortunately, many jobs prohibit women from working them (such as working near chemicals) because it might cause harm to the potential child they may plan on having some day. Basically, people view women as baby-making machines so they're kept from more dangerous jobs, but yes, ideally it would be equal. I'm sorry you've never met feminists who believe in true equality.
Nandian90 0
#13: It's Psychology, In real relationships (emphasis on real) women look for a strong man who is capable of defending his family; By strong I mean in anyway (physiological or psychological). Man is attracted to the affection demonstrated by the woman (whether it may be emotional or physical; it varies from person to person). To the poster: That sucks man, but hey it's a game. I think she knew that playing could mean that she can end up injured. Just apologize, she won't hate you for it.
guam68 0
BS. Definitely not going to break a finger from a hit.