Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
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be_happy1 0
Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.
samusfox 0
Blackmail him...
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Comments (280)
Thassodar 0
Oh snap.
SIMRRF 0
oh snap is right! what happened to your face?!
ZazzyB0092 0
LOL !!
ash14 0
SMIRRF don't be such a dick, you have no room to talk about someone's picture when you can't even put one up of yourself. Grow up.
melanie177 1
Well, did you tell?
riax 9
how do u even knw whether it's really him or not, stop insulting ppl based on ur stupid assumptions, stupid smirff~
briannaxvx 0
#############################1111111111111111111111111111 just to piss yal loff
scarletlily_fml 3
Tell her.
be_happy1 0
Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.
dang_fml 0
Wow... Decisions, decisions
mandalaine05 0
OMFG...that has got to blow.
GDinNJ 0
Jesus, that really, really blows. I would definitely say tell your mom, but obviously this is a huge decision that shouldn't be affected by what random people online say. FYL x 100000
Vintage_Cola 29
The problem, though, is when his wife finds out the hard way in someone's bedroom, it's bound to happen eventually, so it's better to tell and risk a huge argument than waiting and risking a divorce.
crack229 19
I agree he should make the decision for himself
samusfox 0
Blackmail him...
angel03260 0
yeah i agree with 8, blackmail him then tell your mom anyway.
Awahso 25
why so heartless?
johnbooger 19
tell that to the cheating father?
siriuslysilly 0
i would siriusly say tell your mom cuz this is a huge thing. definitely FYL :(
marleyvk 0
Siriusly :D