Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I realized how single I truly am when I blurted out "Yes!" as soon as the priest asked the bride, "Do you take this man…" The bride was my sister and you could hear a pin drop after I blurted it out before she had a chance to respond. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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bogart20 13
By the power vested in her, he may "bang her friend"!
SweetlyPsycho 4
Leave it to your friends to make your wedding day something completely awkward! And then...your husband looks your father in the eye and says 'I DO!', like a boss!
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Comments (180)
linkinpark98 24
Hah! Im do doing that when ever one of my friend has a wedding. I'll be the back pew, and just yell it out. :P
groupleader 7
I would have said "yeah, but I want to bang you first"
kpopfanatic93 6
The priest is a woman? What religion are you?
QueenSaru 28
Quoted for you: U.S. federal labor statistics indicate that the number of women who describe themselves as "clergy" increased from 16,408 in 1983 to 43,542 in 1996. As of 1996, 1 in every 8 clergy is female in the U.S. That's JUST the US, but I know Canada has female clergy but I'm not too sure about other countries. It seems more based on religion than country. LDS and Roman Catholic and a lot of Protestant groups still refuse to allow equal standings for men and women in priesthood/clergy.
ddddddddg 9
In my opinion, I doubt this would happen, a priest would never do something like that
mikef6919 3
Congrats! I hope I can get my priest to say that when I finally get married lol
F0reverAl0ne 5
I couldn't help but think of Joey from "F.R.I.E.N.D.S" from when he married Chandler and Melissa. On that note, I can't tell if it's a FYL or a YDI because your best friend exhibits crazy antics from a TV show :p
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
My favorite comment on FML. Ever. This even outshadows the comment on the FML where the guy's sister won life sized Twilight cutouts. The comment told the OP he should do something like cutting the crotch out of one of the cutouts, wearing clown makeup, and screaming PEEKABOO at the top of his lungs at the guys sister when she walked in. Funniest comment I have ever read on FML. And you have now beat it. Congratulations.
tfb4u 8
Done in bad taste
robberry 11
Your friend is an ass, and should be dis-ordained.
KiddNYC1O 22
My type of humor.