Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I realized how single I truly am when I blurted out "Yes!" as soon as the priest asked the bride, "Do you take this man…" The bride was my sister and you could hear a pin drop after I blurted it out before she had a chance to respond. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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bogart20 13
By the power vested in her, he may "bang her friend"!
SweetlyPsycho 4
Leave it to your friends to make your wedding day something completely awkward! And then...your husband looks your father in the eye and says 'I DO!', like a boss!
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Comments (180)
LAMKWHIM 11
I don't understand why everyone is so up in arms about this. It's a wedding! Who cares if your friend made a joke! All marriage is is the government recognising you as a couple so I don't understand why everyone makes such a huge deal out of it. I think it was funny and at least it actually made your wedding interesting unlike everyone elses run-of-the-mill weddings.
grannygruber 6
I want to say FYL, but there's kind if a YDI in it to for having a friend do the ceremony in the first place!
bjg1009 3
That's fantastic! Haha I'm sure it was embarrassing at the time but what a great funny memory of your wedding day when you look back on it. Weddings are meant to be a fun time for friends and family, just tell your dad to lighten up. (unless the guy you're marrying is a legit d-bag of course)
argybargy 3
I dunno ... that sounds more like an MLIA than an FML ...
aladdin2502 7
I honestly hate i how dads act its stupid because you know shes gonna get married
bizarre_ftw 22
Oh your poor husband xD sorry op but f his life, it might have been uncomfortable for you, but imagine the dilemma He went through "say yes, get married, her dad never gets over it" "say no, don't get married, her dad murders me, she murders me, the priest murders me"
phishin4dmb 7
That is hilarious. Having a friend that would say that only helps makes your wedding that much more memorable. If the whole crowd laughed then I am guessing you found it funny as well :) parents are meant to disapprove, it's what they do :)
Random828 0
There are women priests?
mc1900 4
makes no sense. priest is a woman? in what church?
mikemillzy92 6
Bull shit, women can't be priests.