Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I realized how single I truly am when I blurted out "Yes!" as soon as the priest asked the bride, "Do you take this man…" The bride was my sister and you could hear a pin drop after I blurted it out before she had a chance to respond. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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bogart20 13
By the power vested in her, he may "bang her friend"!
SweetlyPsycho 4
Leave it to your friends to make your wedding day something completely awkward! And then...your husband looks your father in the eye and says 'I DO!', like a boss!
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Comments (180)
Trisha_aus 15
Was Kim kardashian your priest?
lucy_lue 9
I don't understand the humor she was going for.
Angie9443 4
Definitely not a real priest. The term priest is used for the catholic church. OPs on FML are truly retarded.
mikemillzy92 6
Women can't be priests....
laurenmacias 0
Aww that's too bad but she is very funny
pnutbutternjelly 15
If your father already disapproves, does it really matter? I think it would be funny if my friend did that at my wedding.
railynn23 5
Call me old fashioned but I don't want any of that at my wedding! Even though I'm not a serious person.. I still want that to be serious. I would be mad if I were you. But surely she said this at rehearsal? I don't know. Anyway, my opinion.. You seem to be okay with it, so that's all that matters.
loccsta83 5
Wrf kinda priest makes mockery like this I wouldn't be surprised if the apocalypse really goes down with this kind of nonsense douchebagery
picturescrazy 24
As Debby Downer as this sounds, I'd be pretty mad if my priest made a joke like that during the ceremony and ESPECIALLY at that part. Your dad should seriously lighten up, OP. He needs to get used to the fact that it's your life, not his, and this man clearly makes you happy and he'll be around for the rest of your life (:
hateevryone 15
unnecessary if you ask me