Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OfCourse
United States
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Anonymous
That's creepy, dude
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
rainonmyparade
United States
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
gottalovefriends
Atkinson, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
(._. )
Alburnett, United States
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
neverdatingagain
Lake Oswego, United States
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Gold diggerzzzzzzz
United Kingdom
Is this guy Hugh Hefner?
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Congrats?
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Charleston, United States
Congrats!
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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Luckster 0
that's just....messed up...that makes your 'best friend' your step mom if the marriage actually happens.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
So your dad's a perv and your friends a *****. Better to find out late than never :D FYL.
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haweb 0
Is your dad Lester Burnham?
neonokku 0
EWWWWWWWWWW
flying_vegan 0
No, her dad's Lester Corncrake.
AndelleRae 9
Someone should tell him that Vince is neither 18 nor a woman. :-p
flying_vegan 0
He got decapitated by Dennis and raped by Tony Harrison... I think this situation is the least of his worries. Skippity doo wah!
RavishMe77 0
OMG, that's exactly what this reminded me of. FYL, I'd be traumatized.
AndelleRae 9
flying_vegan, you're my favorite for today. :D
Rinnian 0
Boosh references ftw. But really, that sucks. I can't imagine that happening with a friend of mine (partially because most of my friends are gay, the others are creepy
mef_fml 0
hahaha i thought the same thing. american beauty. but seriously...thats HORRIBLE. i can't even imagine.
gingersss 5
scary!!!! run away
keirissleepy 10
can I marry your father then
PunxsatownyPhil 0
Ew. This may sound weird but hopefully they were dating behind your back or something.
nihilanth 0
hahah your best friend is now your stepmom.
time4coffee 3
Doi you get to be the maid of honor?
Luckster 0
that's just....messed up...that makes your 'best friend' your step mom if the marriage actually happens.
MysteryJoker 5
Hey, at least they'll like eachother.
MetalLetteRaver 0
Shit. not anymore. lol.
pwnman 33
Oh no I find hay every whereeee
JohnE3 0
Looks like your best friend is your mom. FYL.
BeeSkwaird 0
Good thing you're best friends, cuz you'll probably be seeing a lot of her!
Jimboom 12
Hmm, I could see where there could be a problem here. Both of you call him daddy and both of you respond when he talks about his "sweet little girl". Perhaps take your new "mom" out on the town and get her drunk. Then when she inevitably snogs/***** some other guy you take some incriminating evidence and viola. ;)
ThnkUComeAgain 0
haha
LibraLeigh 4
Op said they were both eighteen... they can't legally drink soooo that wouldn't work unless they got her dad to get them some..... dnt hate, I'm just saying :/
Classic_PWN 1
in Quebec they can though :P
koolkat27 13
a viola is an instrument...
condango 0
Good man
adamo_erebus 26
Viola? LMAO Don't you mean "voila"?
Nederlander95 14
Too bad they're in the USA...
Yapanesedidwhat 0
FIRST! slap that shit outta that wh--ebag in every way possible. SECOND! Kick it outtta there!
sayyestothedress 24
You are blind, because obviously you don't see the number 8 next to your username. Or the comments before you, so no you are not first!!
DreadGravity 10
No, he meant first, as in first of all, this can be clearly seen as he said second a small time later. Who's blind now?
Yapanesedidwhat 0
thats pretty twisted yo.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
So your dad's a perv and your friends a *****. Better to find out late than never :D FYL.
aero_fml 0
Ignorance is bliss
flying_vegan 0
I think you'll find ignorance is awkward and often embarassing. Cookies, now those are bliss.
flying_vegan 0
Nah, yellow rice, black beans, green onion and tomato done Puerto Rican style...
kathira120 3
Why not just a Taco? :P Sorry, that's weird. And that makes your parents EXTREMELY prostitutey if you were born when your dad was 20. SLUTTTTY Parents.
flying_vegan 0
Because, kathira120, I don't eat food that can be used as miniature shovels. When it comes to digging up a garden it's tacos all the way, don't get me wrong, but I don't need to be digging my plates...
OLOtheDemigodess 0
dude, it wasn't that uncommon for people to be marrying at the age of 20 in 'those days' - don't jump to conclusions if you don't know the whole story.
Poptart03 0
#10 Word. Thats disgusting. Your best friend being your step mom. Does that mean your father and her have been dating behing your back...kissing and what not. eww!! And then to think about their honeymoon, i feel so bad for you, indeed. Theres the new Jerry Springer episode v.v" FYL
smlz4me 1
I'd rather never personally
truth215 0
hopefully you've never did your friend wrong cuz she's your mommy now!
QTp13 10
That is really horrible. I am so sorry that happened. The exact same thing happened to a friend of mine. Her new 'step mom' even had 2 kids with her dad. Just imagine, calling the girl you were in diapers with "Mom", or something to that effect. Sucks BIG TIME =(