Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
So I guess forgiving her is like going to McDonalds and ordering a salad. That shit is not going to happen.
fylx100 19
In sorry OP. My mother-in-law doesn't want me with my boyfriend and does crazy things too. She should respect your decision. And by the way, Congratulations!
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Comments (135)
sophie22_fml 8
Why did you even invite her to the wedding if you know how she is.
corleon198425 22
Oh rednecks not all of them are in America apparently
zee12101 11
Tell everyone that she is phsyco who needs medical attention! ...But you never know she can also be like the girl in orphan! :p
fuzz97 23
I bet she wonders why you never call or visit.
cantthinkofshit 5
Damn, wouldn't your life be more f-ked if she was right about the cheating?
SooperSuper 2
She does it because she's lonely and misery and she wants everyone has to feel her unhappiness. What an irritable old hag. -__-
erikabt820 2
You got married on a Monday? How odd!
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Dipshit, the FML has to go through the moderation process. It was PUBLISHED on a Monday.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
@ erikabt820 : Not necessarily, in UK and Ireland, it is common to get married during the week for the simple reason that it is much less expensive than during the weekend. I am myself getting married next year on a Wednesday. :) @ SHAMUS_the_WITTY : you may restrain yourself from name calling, it is a logic question. I am French and it is the norm to get married on the weekend in my country. When I moved to Ireland, I was surprised to see that lots of people would get married during the week.
Torunn 13
Getting married during the week can cost much less by way of the venue. Nothing odd about that.
babe7260 30
Im so sorry !!!! What a sad thing to happen on such a special day!!!
beacbum7 7
I have crazy grandparents, too.
xmaximusx 12
****** awesome haha you go grandma hahaha