Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her friend's wedding, then shook them in my face like an accusation. I joined in the laughing with everyone else, but it put her in a mood, and she now hasn’t spoken to me in two days. FML
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Top comments
resshead 0
You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.
Mifflicious 18
Because none of the tuxedo-dressed men there could possibly have been the groom..
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Comments (120)
thisiscat 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Think a little harder next time you see a bride alone in a wedding dress outside a church..
Mifflicious 18
Because none of the tuxedo-dressed men there could possibly have been the groom..
Archay 13
1-Think a little harder before you comment.
thisiscat 14
31- touché
domking1315 20
It's not touché. You lost
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
1- Unless OP was freaking Sherlock Holmes himself, I'm pretty sure no one would've been able to instantly see what the situation was...
RaggleFrock 13
I think #1 was attempting sarcasm. Nice try, better luck next time.
thisiscat 14
86- No, the FML says that the bride was standing infront of a church. It does not say anything about "tuxedo dressed men" standing near her, but if their where- I find it strange that op would walk through/ around them just to congratulate a random bride they had never met. That was what I was going for, actually.
1094568 1
Damy bitch...you type alot
1094568 1
And no1 gives a shit about ur explanation
RaggleFrock 13
#1 You do know a bride stands in front of a church before she walks down the aisle AND usually stands out front after to have the wedding photos taken? How could a stranger possibly no she got jilted? Unless she is howling like a banshee about it which I doubt, I bet she was emotionless and in shock.
genie443ful 0
????
retardslo 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What's the probability of that happening? You should of apologized at least.
mintcar 10
Should HAVE *
evilplatypus 39
How do you know OP didn't apologize? Though I sure as hell wouldn't apologize if they began hitting me with a bouquet because I said something normally considered "nice".
commonlogicz42 6
Apologize? Crazy bitch hits you for making a fair assumption, and you would apologize?? I think I know why the groom didn't show up.
katcot99 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Alright all of you people who correct people so much are getting on my nerves.
Unlucky_Gun 0
55 I know. I just stopped wasting my time telling people off for it. Now I just laugh at them about it and think the negative about them in my mind
THE_A_TEEN 28
katcot99, you missed a comma after "Alright". GRAMMAR NAZI, AAAAWWAAAAAAYYYY!!!
DAyBriGHTEneR 0
57, I think *negatively*
retardslo 0
Obviously you apologize for the guy leaving her.
thisisafunnyname 12
2, to answer your question the probability is 3.96 x 10^-3. Trust me, I'm Asian, I know this shit.
Dbander721 3
17 - haha, good point.
mintcar 10
I am glad I'm getting on your nerves then. -_- Simple contractions, they seem sooooooooooooo simple.
blackheart24 10
55- Your profile says you love grammar Nazis?
petraphotoDOTca 6
You forgot the comma after Alright. ;)
RogueWarrior869 23
We're simply telling them how it should be spelled and or where certain marks should go. We are educating them. Educators, for a better internet.
doglover100 29
The op didn't know. I wouldn't have had thrown my flowers at her.
staymintyfresh 13
It's alot more of a FHL then a FML
tylersign 11
Anyone else think of Ted from How I Met Your Mother?
peachesncreem 21
Ted was wearing a dress? O.o
BroeCell 2
No, but a nice suit :-) and he got left at the altar ;-) i like ted, but he is still a bit lame and he deserved it :-) hehe
XKXKKXK 10
Suit up!
tylersign 11
Or... In this case... Stood up!
indigosunflowerr 5
ooh... ahaha thats so unfortunate.
resshead 0
You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.
saksxalmo 20
Though there IS a difference between having an attitude and beating a stranger with a bouquet... Namely that most people wouldn't do the latter...
zandalee 20
Why not?! I thinks it a perfect excuse to have a full on tantrum! Being stood up at the alter!! It's more of a FML for the poor bride!!
ssnowywinter 0
At the alter? Was the groom afraid of change?
zandalee 20
Bite me
RussianFox 13
92-Because said stranger could be someone who would've fought back the second you laid a hand on them.
tonz82 2
Hey it's just like Bret michaels says, every rose has its thorn. And you found out the hard way
hapetreefriend 1
At least you had good Intentions you just had bad timing :/ fyl
perdix 31
At least you caught the bouquet! This means you're next to get jilted at the altar in front of everyone you know.
Doxy 22
Poor her :( . That guy is such a jerk. But think of it this way: you helped her blow off some steam (although to be fair she should have beaten up her ex-fiancé instead of you).
Calyx_fml 22
Offer to marry her. Then change your mind.
twisted_cherub 14
I was going to thumb you down for being so mean, but then I realized I was laughing and wanted to thumb you up. I'm so torn!
nofearjenshere 12
I've gotta say, best comment I've seen all day.