Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
So I guess forgiving her is like going to McDonalds and ordering a salad. That shit is not going to happen.
fylx100 19
In sorry OP. My mother-in-law doesn't want me with my boyfriend and does crazy things too. She should respect your decision. And by the way, Congratulations!
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Comments (135)
damoki 8
Why would you invite her to the most special day of your life if you know she will cause a scene like that? F your life that really sucks :(
GatorInTN 0
Oh grandma won't you just die already...
EternalHatred 3
You should NEVER wish death upon anyone, no matter the situation or arrangement. It's just wrong.
SeleneB 1
Why invite her if she's tried ruining relationships in the past? It's not fair to the bride and her family.
EternalHatred 3
I would've popped her in the mouth, right there and then. XD
musicluvr2000 11
Gotta love ya, Grandma!
I_lost_the_game 25
Noor never left. Unless she was a ninja about it, and none of us noticed...
chinagirl3343 8
I'm sorry but ydi. You knew she was like that but you still had her at your wedding anyway. Why!!!!!???? Ugh!!! I do hope you and your spouse enjoyed the rest of the day though.
nerdstuck101 8
Maybe you date really ugly chicks :/
leahmae88 7
How does claiming someone cheated on you while also stating they're to good for you even work as a statement?! Unless grandma just thinks your that much of a shit bag, then it makes sense lol
sktred 1
Your post should really have been "Today was my wedding day and instead of enjoying my wedding night, I'm on FML. FML."