Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
So I guess forgiving her is like going to McDonalds and ordering a salad. That shit is not going to happen.
fylx100 19
In sorry OP. My mother-in-law doesn't want me with my boyfriend and does crazy things too. She should respect your decision. And by the way, Congratulations!
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Comments (135)
Forest_Berry95 6
Granny gotta go! I mean at the wedding too! Nah man I'd be laying into mom/dad and letting them know, she shouldn't have been there on the first place.
Bluekaren16 19
Maybe he watches too many movies.
Bluekaren16 19
*she.
patrickalamo 48
The wedding everyone is still walking about for years to come.
Welshite 40
Wonder what the bride's family thought
j_cat187 20
So he's going retire in a cardboard box?
perdix 31
I hope it was from the third floor or higher, otherwise Granny will continue to be a festering boil on the ass of your marriage.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Without doubt, this is your best comment of the year, Perdix.
peve3 12
So is she the grandmonster-in-law?
MrRayBans 8
I'm sorry about your wedding day. Hopefully this unfortunate event didn't ruin it. And don't worry about your wife's side of the family. If she really loves you she'll shake it off. Congratulations though!!
misspulkadot24 17
It seems like old women can be either really sweet and gentle, or loud mouthed and cranky. There never seems to be a middle ground.
Welshite 40
Mine used to be really sweet and gentle, and then turned into a metaphorical demon. She also suffers from dementia and repeats conversations every five minutes. Very, very trying to have a meaningful visit with her. But I still love her. She can't help the way she is.
KiddNYC1O 22
Sour patch candy, anyone?
hailezz349 5
F THAT CRAZY STUPID BITCH!