Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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ErzaScarlet_fml 15
Tell your fiancee later, hopefully he'll understand.
littlem91 29
Yikes. I think a talk with your fiance is in order. I doubt he'd think you're making that up, and he should really know if his family is unpleasant to you. Hopefully he'll explain to them that they should be civil to you. Maybe Grandma is going cuckoo though.
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Comments (90)
ErzaScarlet_fml 15
Tell your fiancee later, hopefully he'll understand.
grace31297 14
Hopefully he trusts her enough to believe her over his family. That's brutal.
cryssycakesx3 23
I've read enough FML to know that's not always the way things go. sometimes they just believe whatever their family says. it doesn't even have to make sense, or be blatantly obvious
NatsuD_fml 13
i agree tell him, if he doesn't believe or even consider it maybe you and him need to think about this marriage thing again.
littlem91 29
Yikes. I think a talk with your fiance is in order. I doubt he'd think you're making that up, and he should really know if his family is unpleasant to you. Hopefully he'll explain to them that they should be civil to you. Maybe Grandma is going cuckoo though.
NicoleSpazz 8
if everyone apparently smirked, I'm pretty sure she was just the only one with balls to say it. hopefully for ops sake you're right though.
bellebe1998 16
They could have just laughed because the grandmother said it. Doesn't mean they hate her too.
morella_xx 29
If the others weren't thinking the same thing as Grandma, they wouldn't have just sat there smirking. At least one of them would have had a shocked expression on their face, even if no one had the guts to call her out on it.
rybaby23 8
Damn no one told you they were serving such hatred with lunch! Sorry OP! You can't be liked by everyone. Just continue to be the bigger person.
lwood0812 16
Agreed! But hopefully her husband is understanding and has a chat with grandma
swagswagswagz 3
Well, at least you have it better than the other in-law related fml's around here.
DemosthenesMB 13
The scariest part of this is that she said it in past tense.
chosha_fml 27
How else could it have been told?
Miss_Whipped 43
I re-read it and wondered the same thing. I thought I was going nuts for a second.
Miss_Whipped 43
Why in the balls am I getting downvoted? You guys are crazy. I'm agreeing with #10.
DemosthenesMB 13
Sorry - when I read it, it seemed to me as though the grandpa planned on OP being gone in a short while. It was kind of a joke. I do see what you mean, though.
Smartdumbblonde 27
what were you expecting? "Today, I'm having lunch with my fiancé and his parents, my fiancé just left the room and his grandma just told me she hates me along with my other in-laws. FML"
DemosthenesMB 13
#26 I wasn't expecting anything other than what I read, I just interpreted it a different way. The way it was worded sounded as though the in-laws were planning to murder OP - the sneering, the smirking, the sneaky transition when OP's fiancée returned... (I know they weren't, of course. It's just funny how different people process these type of things :P)
cryssycakesx3 23
@24 for saying shit like "what in the balls"
pink_lightning 16
It could have been "I don't like you." I guess she wanted to make it clear that she has never liked her. It is written in simple past as opposed to perfect present which is not exactly right. "I have never liked you" would state the point in a present tense. "I never" specifies a single event. Like "I never said that" would be a response to someone pertaining to a single incident. "I have never said that" would indicate the totality of never ever having said that ever. Just an example. "I never liked you" is grammatically incorrect in this scenario. "I have never liked you" or "I don't like you" would be grammatically correct. Just because its not technically correct however, it's still understandable. The English language is a fickle woman. It bothered me reading it as well. :S
rocker_chick23 27
Seriously? She never liked the OP ever. That's the reason she said she never liked her. It isn't rocket science.
pink_lightning 16
Different meanings for "I never" and "I have never". It's still understandable. Don't shoot the messenger!
JuzReading 23
Wow, the fact that his whole family seems to be on this secret club on disliking you OP behind your fiancé's back really shows how horrible and fake they are. Definitely tell him and don't YOU pretend like it never happened.
JacobFrench 16
How do people get blue and purple Outlines on their pictures? Sorry it's off topic.
spignona84 11
I think in-laws are the hounds of hell
slimkelsey 17
I don't have any in laws but from what I've heard they apparently suck. Be careful, my friend. And maybe talk this over with the fiancé.
hdecorah 7
Quietly whisper, "And you'll be dead soon. I win."
cryssycakesx3 23
full of win……
valentinov 15
They don't just dislike you. This dinner sounds more like an evil conspiracy in that family. Beware