Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
So I guess forgiving her is like going to McDonalds and ordering a salad. That shit is not going to happen.
fylx100 19
In sorry OP. My mother-in-law doesn't want me with my boyfriend and does crazy things too. She should respect your decision. And by the way, Congratulations!
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Comments (135)
KVKdragon 26
As much as that sucks, I'd be more happy that she got ejected out of the building before she ruined the entire wedding day. At least you still had the rest of the day to make up for it. Although, you should be extra careful when you plan and go on your honeymoon; never know if grandma will ruin that too somehow :(
DreBeezy 9
Hmmm, it seems that every grandmother on fml tries to ruin relationships.
goodgood_fml 5
Grandma's been right. If every relationship to date has failed there is probably some truth to what she's saying.
KiddNYC1O 22
They haven't failed... Grandma tried ruining them...
br0ccoli 15
Someone needed a Xanax...
perdix 31
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br0ccoli 15
Your comment is unbelievably profound. I'm in tears.
pinkpixie06 11
Based on your name, it sounds like you've already started planning your revenge. ;-)
olpally 33
I love the username op!!! Put that crazy bitch of a grandma in a home, now! Lol.
Elovena 9
About your description, I'm a grammar natzi, but not a spelling one.
ElricMustang 23
Heyyyyy, welcome back Noor lol
Briiyahh 7
Why'd you invite her
freeman77_fml 0
It's gonna be funny when she was right.