Today, after my stepdaughter warned me that she’d get rid of me, she's finally successfully driven such a large wedge between me and my wife that we haven’t spoken in a month, and today she asked me for a divorce. Well played, stepdaughter, well played. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I convinced my daughter to tell my wife that the coworker she’s been getting a bit too close to lately touched her inappropriately so she’d stop interacting with him. After arguing and confrontation between the four of us, my daughter threw me under the bus and told them the truth. Now they’re all mad at me. FML
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my stepdaughter called me "Dad" for the first time. It was quite an emotional moment, until I realised she was just recording my reaction for a stupid TikTok, and didn’t really mean it. She’s pulled some pranks before, but this time I’m done with her, she can fuck right off from now on. FML
Today, my spoiled step-daughter had extra chores to do for breaking the rules. She called my wife at work, complained about the chores, then my wife called me and said that she didn't want to deal with the drama. It ended with, "Make her do something else!" WTF! She chooses her own punishment! I hate this kid, seriously. FML
Today, I found out that my step-daughter, who is 29, still living at home, who I've completely supported since marrying her mother 16 years ago, wants her cousin to walk her down the aisle at her wedding two years from now and not me. FML
Today, my soon-to-be step-daughter had as absolute meltdown at our rehearsal dinner, screaming that I ruined her family. Her parents were divorced 10 years before I even met him. Her mother was there because we’re friends. She’s 23 years-old. I honestly don’t know which one of us was more embarrassed. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
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cuz803 46
I'd try to salvage things cause this sounds like spite has been conspired against you. I think a talk with the 3 of you should get a better understanding or at least some closer, making the divorce easier. Some more detail as to why she threatened you and how she successfully drove you and your wife would be nice cause it's harder to tell the cause and effect of this situation.
mike3775 39
Did the stepdaughter set you up so you would be caught in the act with another woman?
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cuz803 46
I'd try to salvage things cause this sounds like spite has been conspired against you. I think a talk with the 3 of you should get a better understanding or at least some closer, making the divorce easier. Some more detail as to why she threatened you and how she successfully drove you and your wife would be nice cause it's harder to tell the cause and effect of this situation.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What evidence has your stepdaughter provided that's made your wife ask for a divorce?
mike3775 39
Did the stepdaughter set you up so you would be caught in the act with another woman?
RichardPencil 32
I wonder how much stepdad bullshit you pulled on her. Undoubtedly, the **** videos must have some grains of truth to them.