Don't mess with Texas
Today, my boss gave me a verbal warning. My crime? Calling people "Hon'", "Darlin'", and the like. I work at a Texas diner. FML
Today, my boss gave me a verbal warning. My crime? Calling people "Hon'", "Darlin'", and the like. I work at a Texas diner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, my new boss sat me down and told me he's seriously reconsidering my hire, all because I greeted him with, "Howdy, boss!" instead of, "Good morning, sir." Apparently this indicates a lack of respect for his authority. FML
Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML
Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML
Today, my boss yelled at me in front of several customers for gesturing too much while I talk, because it's "unprofessional". I was using sign language. FML
Today, at my dining job, my boss told me the food was "technically illegal to serve," air quotes and all. FML
Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
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mattrd_fml 31
I like when waitresses call me Hon...
JMichael 26
I must be weird cuz I enjoy when people do that.
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mattrd_fml 31
I like when waitresses call me Hon...
\ 28
In today's "politically correct" world (or at least where I work,) calling people endearing titles like "honey" and "sweetheart" is considered grounds enough for sexual harrassment. Sniff.
TheDrifter 24
When did this happen? Truck stop and diner waitresses all over the continent are going to have to learn new greetings.
Kimmismith 11
If this catches up in the south, we'll all be screwed.
girlbye23 15
It makes me feel loved
CallMeMcFeelii 14
When I hear someone say "Hon", all I think about is that mass murdering son of a bitch who killed like 70% of my friends and coworkers. Such dark days for all of us here on the Death Star. We just couldn't get him.. He was to sly for us.. Damn you Hans Solo! Damn you to a galaxy far far away!
SmokinGuns 13
I don't know what a 'hon' is, but I know what 'hun' is. And its s little creepy
TwistedCherub1 15
I hope my new boss isn't like yours. I call everyone by various pet names. FYL, indeed, sweetheart.
Zebediabolical 45
I like it when waitresses call me Hon or Suge or Sweetie. But only if I've gone there a couple of times. It's kinda disconcerting to get it from a face you've never seen before.
gc327072 31
5- how terrible! BLESS YOUR HEART!
jojimugo 20
All those terms of endearment and a good service equals a bigger tip ... To me at least
Borngemini77 9
#39 Hon, short for Honey.
Borngemini77 9
that comment for #39
dingleberrysteve 6
i however dislike like it, im a sir not a hon or darlin.
buttcramp 21
I'm from Spring, tx which is just northwest of Houston. we say "hey y'all " to elderly couples because older women get offended by "hey guys!" and gun, darlin', and sugar are just alright by me.
booboohoney 12
137 you're also a dingleberry
amisenho 11
It depends on the situation. Sometimes, people say it out of spite or ironically, like when a customer is bitching about their meal. It works the same way when someone calls a man "boy" to make them mad or demean them.
tjv3 10
Is your boss from here(Texas)?
Goblin182 27
I from the south, so I get this.
Falzou 9
Us texans do not like stereotypes
DocBastard 40
It seems you also do not like using proper grammar or punctuation.
Mr_retardo 8
Your clearly not from southern Texas then.
TRaww21 14
Please don't let him represent the rest of us.
gc327072 31
Boy, you ain't from 'round here, are ya?
gracehi 33
I think you guys may have missed the intended ironic humor in his comment.
Carebeareatu 23
I'm from texas and I love the stereotypes.... basically because a lot of them are true. Southern drawls, honkeytonks, and hospitality. I ain't ashamed of nothin y'all. (:
Zimmington 21
Depends on what part of Tx you live or Southern Hospitality is long dead
IloveToLaugh143 21
You're*
j_cat187 20
Y'all better y'all respect each other y'all.
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
Well OP is probably Texan and/or has had experience with their speech. So she's not stereotyping Texans.
Snide_Sniper 3
Actually, 108, she is. While her boss is being a jerk, the fact that she thinks that it is necessary to state where the diner is located means that she believes the behavior is OK only because it is Texas. I believe that qualifies as a stereotype. I think diners everywhere need to go back to this. It's just nice behavior.
Cartera 10
Hey boy, we got some cattle loose down yonda! Round them fellers up and I'll pay ye a nickel!
SneezyBear 27
#125 Stereotypes do exist and observing them is not wrong, but making sweeping generalisations because of stereotypes are wrong. OP isn't generalising about anyone, she's just aware that there IS a stereotype and she specified her location so that people could understand that she FITS the stereotype (at least in terms of the way she talks). Nothing wrong with that.
amisenho 11
I just hope close-mindedness isn't part of that list, #53.
Carebeareatu 23
That also depends on what part of the south you're in. :P #156
JMichael 26
I must be weird cuz I enjoy when people do that.
thatnucca 36
I bet he wouldn't mind you calling him that though... Smdh
MrSassypants 34
Nucca, please.
Ch_rae5 19
i like it too it makes the resturant feel more welcoming
anitriarose 5
24- OP is a girl
infected150 27
Thats weird someone would complain about that it really adds to the atmosphere. Hope you didn't get in trouble op.
XxXCrissyXxX 12
Could have been a jealous significant other, or someone who just felt weird about it. You wouldn't believe how some people react to things like that.
HotRose 18
I'm a "server", I tell my "guests" all the time, "I don't care if you call me my name, waitress, or server. I'm not politcally correct, I can't stand it." (This is only to the "guests" that make mention of the word waitress, and then apologize). I was straight up told to never, ever use terms such as these when talking to our "guests", so I say Sir, and Ma'am. They told use more so to never call a child by one of these names, because quote, "It's too familure to the parent, and they will become uncomfortable." I am to never hug a guest, or child, and to avoid giving my opinion on anything other than the food we serve. It's stupid, so instead I call all my coworkers pet names, and they all call me mom. Which I find so funny since I'm just a year or so older/younger than most them. Political correctness offends me, is that a paradox? Irony? Idk I'm too annoyed to care, my dear.
SuperMew 22
It might annoy you but you do not own the establishment. My father owned a franchise for a long time and there were waitstaff who did not seem to understand they tried to have rules for a reason.
Silvinomiae 20
I like how you use your " ", #119 . Tickles my curiosity. What kind of "Guests" do you "Serve"?
BradTheBrony 19
I was just about to say that. I didn't even know there were restaurants that had "happy endings."
Goblin182 27
In a fancy, formal restaurant the I would agree using Sir and Ma'am would be appropriate, and using familiar terms of endearment would be discouraged, but this is a Texas diner.
TheDrifter 24
Don't you worry bout him doll, daggummed Yankees won't never understand what bein' hospitable is all about.
lilhellian 27
I like being called that! :( It makes for a nice dining experience.
GroverUnderwood 3
I don't mind it when waitresses call me "hon" or stuff like that.
jkmartinjk 16
I wouldn't never report it or anything crazy, but I find the terms of endearment awkward and sometimes condescending; especially if the waitor/waitress is the same age as I am. But I also live in Canada, and it doesn't happen in too many restaurants.
rememberkids 14
Totally off topic, but you look a little bit like Justin Trudeau 127.
jkmartinjk 16
That is definitely not me, his name is B. Saucee
raizori 10
I have no preference to what I'm called by waitresses
jrock9093 18
That is dumb I think you should be polite to who ever and that is the greatness of the south!
blackonblight 33
I was under the impression that Southerners were polite to a fault, and wouldn't dare address someone they didn't know informally. Is Texas different from other areas, that they drop the Sir and Ma'am/Miss and use familiar endearments towards strangers instead? New England manners are much less concrete. (In some cases all but invisible)
j_729 18
Same in so cal/la. Nobody is polite
Freethaawave 19
Wait till they hear you say "ya'll"
ptoka 20
Okay, I have to say it. I didn't want to, even after a day or so, but I have to. It's "y'all", a contraction of "you" and "all", I'm Texan born and raised and it's slightly off, but enough to be bothersome.