Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
I'd report that little shit to his parents. Don't let him boss you around or else more and more kids will follow and you'll be miserable. Stand up for yourself!
Mirorbo 27
Is it me, or are children getting less and less respectful at a sickeningly fast rate?
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Comments (294)
kei1108 13
Really? You give in that easy?
BuhxritNAYY 5
I can't believe what kind of society we raised today. Why the hell would a little kid know to say such a thing? WTF. That's wrong.
fisak8 12
Thats so tricky!! If you tell his parents then they might think you're just saying that because you did and you want the kid to seem like a liar! or they might believe you but its a horrible thing they wont think a grade one kid would think that! I wanted to become a primary teacher, but if they are going to b like that then I don't know!
dubbadee123 5
when I read things like this it makes me want to beat the shit out of that little shit
cybercrash 2
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I'm sorry if this look like spam, but since there's so many post already. I think the author should look at this. The Best thing you should do, take a recorder and try to get him to say that again. After you get that evidence. Continue treating him like a normal student. Use the evidence if his parents call up/comes up. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
cybercrash 2
The Best thing you should do, take a recorder and try to get him to say that again. After you get that evidence. Continue treating him like a normal student. Use the evidence if his parents call up/comes up.
mcbobob 0
give that kid a back hander an say shut up fool Mr t style that's wat good teaching is all about
Ammi 7
I've been teaching for a couple of years. You need to go to your principal and the school counselor and let them know about the situation. Get the other teacher to corroborate with you, since (s)he witnessed the event. The parents do need to be made aware that this happened, but for something as potentially risky as this, you want as much support from your administration as possible. The reason I say the school counselor needs to be involved is because saying things like that is a learned behavior, and it is not a safe behavior for this student. It is okay to ask for help.
roachan 4
@school size arguement - my school has an average of 10 people per grade, in a combined k-12 building. And it's public. 'nuff said.
brooks10101 1
Make written document of exactly what was sai and happend and turn it in u dont want to get ****** for it if crap goes down dangerous times so nip it in the bud now