Today, after enduring years in a sexless marriage, I asked my wife if she will make love to me ever again, to which she replied, "Probably not." Half an hour later she's talking about us going on a trip to Egypt next year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife told me she is no longer sexually attracted to me. She also can’t understand why I still don’t want to go on her 35th birthday trip to London. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
Today, after we got married five months ago, my wife and I planned a trip to France and Spain as a honeymoon. We’re supposed to be leaving on Saturday. She just told me last night, “I am so not looking forward to the trip.” FML
Today, on our honeymoon, my wife still won't have sex with me. When I brought it up, she started crying and said she's still "not ready" for sex. We're both in our late twenties. When the fuck will she be ready? FML
Today, my wife told me she had stopped taking her anti-depressants a month ago in hopes of increasing her non-existent sex drive. I asked her if it had helped, and was about to suggest she start taking them again for her own wellbeing. She replied with, "Anyway, I'm just not attracted to you." FML
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, my marriage is more or less over, as my wife is so career-obsessed that when I asked if we could spend some time together, she rolled her eyes and gave me permission to sleep with other women, since sex is all I think about. I didn’t ask for sex, just time together. Definitely over I think. FML
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Hangryko 32
If that's a deal breaker for you, and she won't talk to you or a therapist about it, then it's time for a divorce.
Charlie Given 28
Time for an annulment and make sure you state that is why you want it.
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Comments (8)
Charlie Given 28
Time for an annulment and make sure you state that is why you want it.
JackWood 21
It's time for a side. If not that get out.
sdj215 22
Leave her or get a mistress. Your happiness matters. The only regret you will have is not doing it sooner.
Hangryko 32
If that's a deal breaker for you, and she won't talk to you or a therapist about it, then it's time for a divorce.
RichardPencil 32
You'll get to sail on De-Nial, instead of it just being the reply to your sex requests.
poopface82 25
She made her decision. The ball’s in your court - you can accept it, go outside the marriage (whether with permission or not,) or leave. Your call.
core01 30
Are you that dude that got roasted on reddit for whining about his frigid wife, but then she posted a rebuttal about how you literally couldn't put in 2 seconds of effort to help with *anything* while she worked full time?