Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
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FreedomFirst 0
Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.
lizwriteslove 0
That is slightly disturbing.
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Comments (146)
xxxsportygurlxxx 0
omg this is sooooo gross. i would slap your bf if i were you. ew ew ew
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Well, if you make a necklace out of 'em, you'll always have some spare parts just in case you need them. :D you might want to get a couple livers, kidneys, and hearts, too. :3
Lieon22 0
Why would you slap him? It's probably the best he could do in the hospital, and really it's not the worst gift ever. Not a problem even.
drummr777 0
Whoa, that's sick. Who the hell would wanna do that?! Damn, and who thinks to make a necklace out of gallstones..
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
damn, I would expect that from ur bf seeing that he is groggy from the mess but his mom...she disturbs me, I couldn't imagine how disgusted u were!
nick17 0
Second! And ya that sucks
LeedsFML 0
#16 is not 2nd...
Eresbel 0
Oh calm down. He was on drugs and I wouldn't be surprised if the mom was joking. This is hardly a **** My Life.
seb12992 0
If you don't think this is an FML then there's something wrong with your brain. People like the idiot who posted #18 need to shut the **** up.
benshady 0
That's nasty!
Higgy531 0
Nobody cares if you are first. FML: That sucks.
666HailSatan666 0
He was still high.... Of course you are going to expect some random shit from him. Although, his mother seems to have lost her marbles.