Cano951
United States
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Portland, United States
But… I'm hungry!
Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML
Danny is pissed
United States
What just happened?
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Theguyinthedark
Bangladesh
Roommate from hell #457
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't mess with pizza
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Anonymous
Chester, United States
Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
deepblue
United States
Crimes against Pizza
Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
nick
Canada
Gotcha moment
Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
Alup132
Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML
PizzaBwaaay
Currency
Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
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qwertsarecool122 23
Take the pizza and run!
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Shoulda just said " I didn't order this pizza" and when he tried to bitch you out, that's when you close the door on his face. If he's really upsetting you that much you can always just walk away.
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qwertsarecool122 23
Take the pizza and run!
Troll_spray 6
Not much running that can be done when it's delivered to your front door. Lol
qwertsarecool122 23
True.. Take the pizza and slam the door:)
LiyIa_fml 8
Depending on the type of pizza. Thats what I would have done, took it. Shut all the lights off, and ate the whole thing. Then dispose of the box and act like the pizza guy is crazy.
graham11 14
Dine and dash!
kyarush 10
Tell him to suck it and slam the door in his face.
n_epic_fail 14
34- as mentioned above that's really not possible. Delivering pizza sucks... Especially if it's a prank. He still shouldn't have lashed out at you though...
muzy 23
I agree with number one. You should have taken the pizza and told the delivery guy to go procreate himself!
qwertsarecool122 23
^ thanks:)
afcrewchief 4
To everyone that says you should take the pizza, you realize that the pizza guy would have to pay for it then. Still he shouldn't have bitched you out OP. If he was that rude, call his store and tell his manager.
Rythace 0
Haha, a trolling pizza delivery guy :)
Joey44 15
More like a trolling caller ordering stuff to be sent to some random address.
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
No, a trolling pizza guy.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Sounds like something I would want to do in my empty Sunday's. Be The Serial Trolling Pizza Guy.
MagicGiraffe 12
I used to do that with an empty pizza box. I'm so cool.
johnwroo22 0
U needa tlk to ur frends they probably played a prank on u .... Btw first comment!!!!!!
Averyoto 2
Or 3rd...
b1gphil 6
haha its funny coz you thought you were first
b1gphil 6
someones an imaginative prankster
graham11 14
Sounds pretty realistic to me.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Shouldve looked at your watch/phone and said, "bitch it's been 31 minutes, I don't owe you shit! ;D"
max_wilder 9
That's rather awkward
Chaos187 6
So is your comment.
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Shoulda just said " I didn't order this pizza" and when he tried to bitch you out, that's when you close the door on his face. If he's really upsetting you that much you can always just walk away.
KVKdragon 26
Agreed. And if he tries to hassle again, he's harassing you since you told him the truth and he can't accept it.
Atheros69 6
Should have just closed the door on him.
Yellow_Fish79 11
Well that's awkward.
great_cornholio 0
You should've tied him up and stolen his car.
pdHbq 2
Or his little motorbike!
L_Lovegood 19
Sheesh - and he didn't believe you when you said you didn't order it? If he can't check the adress properly, no wonder he's out delivering pizza :/
afcrewchief 4
Why do people hate on delivery drivers so much? Just because someone delivers pizza doesn't automatically make then stupid.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
What if the address is correct but it's a case of someone ordering the pizza as a prank? How then would it be a sign that the delivery person is stupid?