Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
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FreedomFirst 0
Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.
lizwriteslove 0
That is slightly disturbing.
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Rodjmeister 0
pearls of the human body, yep.
Out4aTwist 0
well at least you know you have a part of him that no other girl will ever have
xtatik 0
LOL to #97......i have done this before but in a different way....i bought my sister an xbox game (one that i really liked) which i knew she would never use or play..i now play it all the time......slack ay??? but she laughed at it because she knows what im like...just like this girl would of laughed because she knows what her bofriend is like....
weirdgirl_sf 0
Dude your boyfriend had SURGERY, give him a break for not getting you a present. You should get HIM a get well present. And think of the gallstone thing as a funny story to tell people.
GatorBites 0
It maybe a nice gesture from a guy under sedation but it would be really be a fml to marry the guy and have the freaky mother in law.
swanlee 0
Your a selfish stupid ignorant bitch
Stevieebabyy 0
Nasty.
soozin 0
ah who the eff cares. He just got out of surgery and the important thing is that he's fine. You should just smile, give him a big hug/kiss and stash it away somewhere if you can't stand the sight of it.
missbubbly101 0
That's discusting!..and really freaky for ur mom to say that..no offence!..eww!
bunnygirl 2
haha you should totally slip those stones into his next dinner of peas and carrots. then he'd have to get surgery all over again. j/k