Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
FreedomFirst 0
Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.
lizwriteslove 0
That is slightly disturbing.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (146)
DSuarez94 0
at least he got you something, and now a peice of him will always be with you
irrelevantxx 0
Hahahaha
mifo 0
Oh well, just tell everyone you got "stoned" for your birthday instead. ...thanks folks, I'm here all night.
voodootrucker 0
you must be stoned if you think that was funny
fyourlife33 0
well at least you followed it with the thanks folks comment to sort of justify the awful joke
marz88 0
That's weird I didn't think they would let you keep them, they usually send those things to pathology. Oh well haha it's the thought that counts. You will always have a piece of him with you ;)
plexico 4
What gall!
misguidedvision 0
Bwahahaha! that was great plex....
zombie_burrito 0
Aww...I think that's funny and sort of sweet. I'm sure his mom was joking, anyway. My mom said the same thing when I had a kidney stone.
plexico 4
"Every time you go away, you take . . ."
starphishy 0
Who doesn't want a necklace made of rare stones?
regalarius 0
I agree with this, especially if it's a part of someone you love! :-D But then I don't gross out easily
lkot 0
thats pleasant..... ewwwwwwwwww they must make a beautiful necklace....
ANTONKR 0
at least he didn't cut off his balls and gave them for your birthday. lol