Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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FreedomFirst 0
Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.
lizwriteslove 0
That is slightly disturbing.
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Comments (146)
mrose57 0
Today is my birthday too and I didn't get any gallstones. I'm jealous! Seriously, you might excuse your boyfriend for being "under the influence". But mama is psycho. Don't marry him until she dies!
trizdan 0
reminds me of Vangogh...
xThatRandomGirlx 0
EWWWWWW Give 'em back to him
Sappheyes 0
He was just trying to get his rocks off on her.
LegndNikko 0
A bit gross, but hey, he's still with you? That counts!
fenrisulfr 0
well, it's an excentric kind of gift... but you should keep it somewhere... hidden from sight, of course lol
swanlee 0
So after surgery and being messed up on pain killers he still had the forethought to try and be nice to you on your b-day? And now you are complaining about it to the internet? Your a selfish bitch
brunettebabex3 0
ick...creepy.
Klabauterpete 0
I like your family.
Shyman4ever 0
I don't see what the big problem is. They're just stones from another persons body.