Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
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FreedomFirst 0
Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.
lizwriteslove 0
That is slightly disturbing.
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Comments (146)
ohshitcock 0
hahha i agree with #58. Seriously, not a FML.
AdamGD 0
Uhm nasty. Your mom is a freak.
abyssion1337 0
what the hell is your problem, are you just stupid or perhaps from place where people aren't affected by morphine moreover I'm sure you're people lack a sense of humor as you certainly can't tell when people are joking, so why don't you stop whining and the rest of us will sleep better without your shrill voice
coheedandcambria 0
The mom was probably kidding..
YoungTechnique 0
What the **** kind of present is that? You should shove those gallstones down that bitch ass mom's throat!
deathbunny256 0
I don't see what the big deal is. if the OP doesn't want a necklace made out of them, they always make good snacks, just add a little salt and they're just like hard-boiled eggs!
AshleyRose784 0
so...
AshleyRose784 0
wow, your life is so awful. you should just end it now.
Nightfallz 0
so how is this a fml? your bitching because your boyfriend who had to go through surgery gave you a birthday present? stop being a stuck up bitch and be more supportive of him
RenRen_fml 0
Hm...maybe you'll be carrying a part of him around with you now. Literally. So show him how much you care :)