Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
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FreedomFirst 0
Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.
lizwriteslove 0
That is slightly disturbing.
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Comments (146)
c_a_d 0
mmm how precious....
araceli86 0
Sweet boyfriend....don't be such a witch.
Starsmydog 0
Your such a bitch. He just went through surgery yet still remembered your birthday.. more importantly he put you in front of himself. Grow the **** up.
Lds5634 5
i had my gaul bladder out at the age of 15. its really nasty.
Jedidiah 0
F you life? really? this guy was still loopy from the morphine. u even admitted that. so y do u take offense to this action? his mom was joking obviously. Grow up and be glad that even when your bf is high on morphine he still thinks of you over himself!
xxKatieegurlxx 0
i hav had my gal bladder out cuz i had gal stones (even tho im 13) and dude they put u on so much pain medicine he prob didnt kno what he was doin' be happy hes outa pain now
monkeylover 0
lol. datz kewt. at least he remembered. i mean...the dude was medicated and he still tried to make you happy.
danielley96 0
ew that's soo gross.
adrifter 0
Now you have a part of him wherever you go.
prettybird_5 0
ew