Today, it's the fifth day in a row my workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my coworker called out for the sixth time in two weeks with no reason, while my manager was out until noon. It was just the three of us in my department. He’s had zero repercussions and has been doing this for months. They threatened to fire me for taking five minutes in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML
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DocBastard 40
Douse him with Febreze and liquid soap. I guarantee he'll get the idea pretty quickly.
PandaSmile 24
Maybe invest in one of those decorative air fresheners and point it in his direction
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Comments (107)
tranced_ 45
tit for tat bro!
Ginger225 1
Maybe he's hit hard times... Maybe you can reach out to him and see if everything is okay in his life
CrazyMelvin 14
Maybe he has several of the same pieces of clothing.
Fervens 5
Maybe it's not what you think. It could be that the clothes were on sale and he has many of the same, or maybe he just walks around naked at home, so those clothes are relatively cleaner than yours at the end of the day.
imtooshy 18
I feel your pain. There is a guy at my work that wears the same exact filthy gross clothes every day. He smells so bad! Maybe try going into your H.R rep and see if they can talk to him. Good luck.
WhiteCrimson 23
I smell a rat here! Or it could be OP's colleague. Sorry OP I hope that the smell gets sorted out ASAP!
RaginBitch 6
Ugh, we have one of those in the office I work in!! He changes his clothes at least, but I swear the man thinks his shower is strictly for his iguana's use!! LOL He comes into the office and the body odor is almost enough to make a person puke, and I have a strong stomach!!! I hope you resolve your issue OP!!
monkeebabes 3
Maybe the are having troubles at home. Ask if everything's ok if they say yes then tell them it's time to shower
khaya 9
How dare you, for all we know your company could be employing homeless people
sykokitti 15
Speak up I worked with a guy like that before, I told the boss and he never came back stinky again