Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's the fifth day in a row my workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML
Today, I had two different tennis shoes on all day and no one noticed, including myself. When I mentioned it to my family, they told me not to worry about it because no one pays attention me anyway. FML
Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML
Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I returned to work after testing out my theory yesterday that absolutely nobody would notice or care if I just did not show up. So far so good. FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
raysmith121 10
Poop in the living room. I bet they'll notice that
jpsullivan 36
Stop taking showers, see how long it takes them to notice that.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (92)
jpsullivan 36
Stop taking showers, see how long it takes them to notice that.
TheBelt 19
Or turn off the WiFi see how long it takes them to notice.
iMuffinKat 16
...maybe they noticed but just don't care? Idk, but just putting that out there.
skellingtonfart 18
Just stopping washing the outfit too, they'll soon notice you, Stinky.
ghostriley 14
Actually not really I haven't washed me jeans in 3 years and no one had ever noticed
skellingtonfart 18
Lmao, sicko.
raysmith121 10
Poop in the living room. I bet they'll notice that
ZombieVampirez 24
Make sure you look them straight in the face when you do it.
kellyem2 20
Well that escalated quickly.
thatADHDdude 21
TED- There is a SHIT on the FLOOR!
Trinidad727 9
You might want to just count it as a loss and wash up.
Pyneapple 19
I value my personal hygiene too much to do that, but that's just me. Do you.
unscrupulous 13
There are washing machines, you know.
dotdotdotslash 8
For all you know they could be talking about Jeans and a hoodie. if you wear a different shirt under the jumper it wouldn't smell and most jeans wouldn't be noticeably different if he/she planned them to look similar. or you know they probably have a washer...
Enslaved 38
Go naked and see if they notice.
starile 20
THERE ya go! This is why they pay you the big bucks, #6.
Unixxxion 22
travel to Europe and back for a week and myabe they might pay attention... so sad to hear OP
Destinee_1 13
Start inviting random friends over and see if they notice
Paras_800 27
Take all of there savings and buy a house and move out. I have a slight felling they will notice you then.
starile 20
It'll just prove they care more about their money than their child. Which is probably already true.
socialproduct 19
I'll often not acknowledge when someone wears the same outfit just out of courtesy.
starile 20
Yeah, it's probably not that they haven't noticed, but simply that they haven't said anything and think OP's going through a phase. BTW, anyone else think that maybe OP is the type to just mostly hang around in their room all day and be the one who's not spending time with their parents?