Today, it's the fifth day in a row my workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my coworker called out for the sixth time in two weeks with no reason, while my manager was out until noon. It was just the three of us in my department. He’s had zero repercussions and has been doing this for months. They threatened to fire me for taking five minutes in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML
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DocBastard 40
Douse him with Febreze and liquid soap. I guarantee he'll get the idea pretty quickly.
PandaSmile 24
Maybe invest in one of those decorative air fresheners and point it in his direction
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Comments (107)
SasaCeceGogo 18
Sorry OP. I don't know why some people choose to be dirty when they have an option. Just get some febreeze. You could also buy him or her some perfume and deo.
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
Have you ever had the displeasure of smelling a dirty body masked with perfume? Smells worse to me than someone just being unclean.
TheDrifter 24
Ah, the smell of bo and a half gallon of cologne/axe body spray. I think we all went to school with a kid who thought that trick made them smell good.
Zebediabolical 45
It's like using those floral sprays after dropping a deuce. It doesn't cover it up, it just makes it smell like someone took a dump in a flower planter!
SasaCeceGogo 18
I apologize. I didn't know. I'll see myself out.
blackonblight 33
The only scent that doesn't just make things worse is citrus, it actually seems to do something to neutralize instead of just adding more scent to the mix.
jrock9093 18
That must be a great work environment lol tell him to shower just be blunt best way of dealing with these things
mFUNdo21 17
Lack of punctuation confused me
1dvs_bstd 41
Dafuq? Is he allergic to showering or cleanliness? Have your boss talk to him!..
wantmeasandwich 26
"Accidentally" spill some coffee on his clothes. He will at least change them and, if you're lucky, shower.
Zomg_Okay 27
Sure, risk giving the man burns because of a little body odor. Not an overreaction at all.
Gho5tk3y 17
Fruit punch stains easy, smells strong and doesn't burn, that might be a better option then coffee
wantmeasandwich 26
Or maybe, just maybe, I was joking? Besides, where does it say the coffee should be scalding hot?
MikaykayUnicorn 36
49, not everyone drinks hot coffee.
perdix 31
You need to get another job -- don't work for some broke-ass company that makes workers share a desk. They are probably teetering on bankruptcy.
niftyismybitch 21
Maybe he is homeless...
TheDrifter 24
I have worked with homeless guys who "bathed" using a rag and the office bathroom sink and soap. There's no excuse to be working but not washing.
eternal_malaise 10
Sarcastically thank him for conserving water.
melyssalynne 2
You never know his home situation. Maybe he doesn't have a place to stay and is doing the best he can.
henson7247 5
Haha dang that just sucks
olpally 33
That's disgusting. Just be blunt and tell him to take a god damn shower. Good lord. If he smells that bad, he needs to be made aware of it.