Today, it's the fifth day in a row my workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my coworker called out for the sixth time in two weeks with no reason, while my manager was out until noon. It was just the three of us in my department. He’s had zero repercussions and has been doing this for months. They threatened to fire me for taking five minutes in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML
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DocBastard 40
Douse him with Febreze and liquid soap. I guarantee he'll get the idea pretty quickly.
PandaSmile 24
Maybe invest in one of those decorative air fresheners and point it in his direction
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Comments (107)
perdix 31
Maybe he's like Mark Twain who owned a hundred white suits, or maybe he reeeeeaaallly doesn't want to share a desk with you.
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
Have you said anything about it? If you don't speak up, he's gonna think you're okay with it.
isabellasimone 18
I would tell my boss I I were you, it should be a rule to have proper hygiene at every job...
jennifereastman 6
omg your life is totally horrible!!! im so sorry! what if someone thought the smell was you???
150493x 29
OMG you need to totally calm down!!!!
pwnman 33
I do know that in some places, uniform and proper hygiene is a requirement. Speak with your manager, or boss or something. If I were in your position, I would do that. But yes, having the guts to let your coworker know that s/he should refresh is a must, also!
abjohnson 4
Why are ppl so easy to judge, he maybe struggling financially and be homeless. Since it's something new different from other weeks on the job. Most likely it's financial issues.
Ksweety_fml 27
maybe he having financial problems right now. You never know what's going on in a person life.
TrinityNevada 11
I'm not big into clothes shopping but to make it easy to dress appropriately for many occasions, I buy solid-colored pieces that are easily used for more than one reason. And, when I work at a place that has a dress code (ex - khakis with a black shirt), I clothes that fit and buy duplicates. I once got called into an office because "someone" complained that I didn't change my clothes. I was mortified! And I was pissed that they refused to tell me who did that because I would really like a conversation with that person to set them straight. I explained to the boss why it "looked" like I didn't change my clothes and he apologized profusely. Just told you all that because it's possible that OP's co worker is doing the same thing. Of course, if co worker's hair looks greasy and he/she smells funny, that's a different story altogether
jonahwalzer 12
That must really....stink!!!
150493x 29
So did that joke
Just_a_student 2
I find it interesting that most of the comments are about how gross he is and how you should report him when the first thing I thought was "Poor guy must not have a place to stay right now." Now it could be either, he could just be the type that doesn't shower but if you can talk to him without embarrassing him try to find out what's going on. He might be in a really bad place right now and if so you could offer him a shower instead of complaining.
buttcramp 21
if you dont shower everyday that's one thing, but at least change clothes lol