Today, it's the fifth day in a row my workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my coworker called out for the sixth time in two weeks with no reason, while my manager was out until noon. It was just the three of us in my department. He’s had zero repercussions and has been doing this for months. They threatened to fire me for taking five minutes in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML
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DocBastard 40
Douse him with Febreze and liquid soap. I guarantee he'll get the idea pretty quickly.
PandaSmile 24
Maybe invest in one of those decorative air fresheners and point it in his direction
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Comments (107)
soulebelius 17
This FML hits home for me! You can't tell me you have the same bleach spot in all your shirts!
awkwardturtl3 3
I tend to wear the same few attires at work.. but I always wash them and shower everyday. I just don't have enough work clothes lol. it could be the same situation
chatokun 10
This is suspiciously similar to someone at my work place, I don't know his shower habits, but he does wear the exact Zane shirt long periods of times, and shares a desk...
thegreycat_fml 12
He might not have any money and be squatting somewhere.
sickerthanyou 13
it's an easy fix, pee in a cup, go behind this person, and pour the pee on his back. once the pee dries it gets sticky and a God awful smell, thus forcing him to shower. you are welcome
mzdaisylynn 12
Maybe he is homeless, living in his car.
clealove13__ 8
Aweh. You might not know his story
K_lovesnutella 0
Oh dang!I would just recommend bringing either a can of febreeze or put in as many plug ins as you can!
Kvothe008 4
Maybe he lost his home, and is living out of his car? Ever think maybe it's not his choice that he's wearing the same clothes and not showering?
Random_Weirdo 2
I was in a similar situation like that, OP. I'm in a math class and I was put by a kid who had excessive body odor and wore the same clothes every single day. I was a little bit irritated being placed by him, and I was extremely close to asking the teacher (no, begging her) to please move me somewhere else. I casually mentioned him to a friend of mine and she told me his story, and how he doesn't have access to clean water or something like that. Immediately I felt like a jerky girl. I guess you can't really judge someone without knowing their story.