Today, it's the fifth day in a row my workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my coworker called out for the sixth time in two weeks with no reason, while my manager was out until noon. It was just the three of us in my department. He’s had zero repercussions and has been doing this for months. They threatened to fire me for taking five minutes in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML
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DocBastard 40
Douse him with Febreze and liquid soap. I guarantee he'll get the idea pretty quickly.
PandaSmile 24
Maybe invest in one of those decorative air fresheners and point it in his direction
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Comments (107)
emopoe 12
You don't know what he's going through. Maybe he got evicted and has been homeless for the week. Have some compassion here, people.
MuppetMerkin 10
You should quit being a passive aggressive coward and say something.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Spray your perfume our Cologne near him I think he will catch the hint. If he doesn't leave a bar of soap on his desk.
1busylady 2
does your company not have a hygiene standard for its employees? maybe he's homeless though? try talking to him to see his problem. if it bothers you that much, invite him to shower at your place and wash his clothes for him if he has no other means. I doubt it's because he wants to be dirty...poor thing.
XIceBlueX 21
I suggest getting him those nice gift bundles of men's shower products. Maybe he'll get the hint.
poncho55 40
I would say something. 'Cause that's a stinky situation, haha.
kumarina 35
Free breeze and lysol??? Maybe burn everything he sat on
pdp_fml 21
Get some co workers to help you and gang up on him and take him him to the men's room and pour a couple of buckets of water on him along with some hand soap to help scrub him down. You might get wet, but it will be an experience that he will never forget.
Ambience138 11
Maybe, just maybe he doesn't give a shit about his personal hygiene. A lot of people don't. Some people have emotional and mental problems and some people just really don't care.
Fmlsea 28
you should report him seriously ,its bad enough that you have to put up with it imagine what the customers would be thinking. Besides im sure once your boss knew they would do something , most work places are strict on hygiene for a reason.