Today, it's the fifth day in a row my workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my coworker called out for the sixth time in two weeks with no reason, while my manager was out until noon. It was just the three of us in my department. He’s had zero repercussions and has been doing this for months. They threatened to fire me for taking five minutes in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML
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DocBastard 40
Douse him with Febreze and liquid soap. I guarantee he'll get the idea pretty quickly.
PandaSmile 24
Maybe invest in one of those decorative air fresheners and point it in his direction
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Comments (107)
Lilxpie 18
I guess he should have a tv show since the characters never really change their clothes most of the time
Llama_Face89 34
Sounds like a girl I work with... She's pretty rank...
chrisiffer 17
MAN STENCH!
Narcisse_fml 25
If that's unusual behavior for him, maybe he's depressed. Try talking to him. If it's common, you should say something to him about it or speak with your boss if you're not comfortable doing it. Either way, something has to be done, especially if it affects your job performance.
amisenho 11
Start wearing a shirt that says, "Eu-reek-a!" on it. That'll get the message across, according to Strong Bad.
dawnleemorgan 26
Crazy... Try drenching him in room spray maybe he'll get the point?!
blinkingstarlet 15
Instead of whining about it, why not try opening a little dialogue with the person who can fix it... You know, be a grown up and have a conversation about it?
JCal585 8
Maybe he is going through some shit in his life now? Either bring up the issue with him or don't, but don't bitch about it.
16sparklytrees 13
maybe they just wash their clothes everyday