Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I picked out the perfect combination of clothes, making sure everything matched, before heading off to work. As soon as I walked into the office, my coworker asked, “Why are you wearing pajamas?” I had no idea that my "stylish" new pants were actually a pair of super baggy pajama bottoms. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
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Ninjaface 0
YDI for thinking you can wear your pajamas to work just because they're your favorite outfit.
AdmanRulz 0
Maybe its time to look in the mirror?
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Comments (61)
AdmanRulz 0
Maybe its time to look in the mirror?
AnaMaree 0
Don't wear lingerie to work?
thegirlnextdoorr 0
Ouch. Ignor them, it's YOUR favorite outfit. Doesn't really matter what they think. :-/
thegirlnextdoorr 0
Him*
ergo_fml 13
It does matter if the boss doesn't think she looks professional...
Tgump 0
Fashion sucks.
youEQUALtosser 0
You clearly have terrible sense of how to dress, especially in a professional environment. YDI.
DovdGraaf 0
Ouch that hurts but uhm.. ask your friends what they think about it?
Bloodknight 22
So were they pajama's?
allmidnighteyes 11
This is only cool if you go into work dressed in a Max suit from Where The Wild Things Are, complete with pimp staff and crown.
allmidnighteyes 11
I saw the movie on Friday night. LOVE LOVE LOVED IT. Spike Jonze deserves some awards for that. It's so amazing how he was able to expand so much on such a short story. I still laugh thinking of the stick as Douglas' arm after Carol tore it off. And the ending with the howling as he's sailing away absolutely tore me up inside. The soundtrack provided by Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs adds so much to it as well. :]
Intoxicunt 6
Considering that the OP sleeps naked, I can see the boss's concern. :)
Peroxide 3
I see what you did there. "I was wearing my favourite outfit". Geeze, I like my body too but there's no need to brag about it
Intoxicunt 6
Hehe, my favorite outfit is nude too, so I can relate. :D
RubixMonkey 0
The giant tattoo that said "Grade A Meat" might have been the problem. Gentleman's Not So Gentle Brothel clearly states no one can label themselves as meat.
Intoxicunt 6
Can we label ourselves as fish instead? Or eggs?
Ninjaface 0
YDI for thinking you can wear your pajamas to work just because they're your favorite outfit.
Einstein714 0
did they have Barney on them?
ILIEKGIRLS 5
HURRRRRR DURRRRR
_Noon_ 0
Pics please.