Today, at my birthday party in an expensive sushi restaurant that I spent hundreds of dollars to reserve, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed… to my sister. She said yes. They’ve been secretly seeing each other for the past year. She just graduated high school this past summer. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course, he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy, I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way too old for him. I'm three years younger than my fiancé. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Wow... That is one of the most inconsiderate things I have ever heard. I am really sorry. On the plus side, you dodged an inconsiderate, spineless piece of shit.
FluffythePink 23
Well that sucks. Since they hijacked your birthday for his proposal, they can pay you back every penny you spent. If the family argue, cut the whole rotten lot of them out.
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FluffythePink 23
Well that sucks. Since they hijacked your birthday for his proposal, they can pay you back every penny you spent. If the family argue, cut the whole rotten lot of them out.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Wow... That is one of the most inconsiderate things I have ever heard. I am really sorry. On the plus side, you dodged an inconsiderate, spineless piece of shit.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wait... she's only just graduated high school, and they've been sneaking around for a year? My spidey-sense has red flagged a pedo.
Charlie Given 28
This screams of him grooming your sister unless they are only afew years apart in age he's a Pedophile for sure 🤬
D J's MOM 17
if it was me, they would be in serious pain right now. although orange is not a good look on me.... seriously though, take your sweet ass time and study up on some good revenge plans. maybe you can mess with their jobs without getting caught or something of the like.