tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fluffy
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Getting on
Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML
max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Cnscott0205
Denver, United States
Big one
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Delilah
Norway
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
LosTits
United States
Booby trap
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
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ishatmyselfonce 0
lol your chest fails or his chest fails? or wins? depends on how you look at it
dragonaair 5
Either your boyfriend is obese or you have tiny breasts.
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Comments (191)
I_R_Genius 3
Quick we need a medic, we need a medic!! But seriously, all these kitchen jokes are getting really old and no one finds them funny anymore. OP is probably flat chested and that's why they measured. Who cares if her boyfriend is overweight. I weigh 245 and I'm in the Army.
ikabee 3
I think he's probably not happy about this situation either
UnprecendentedAw 0
That's unfortunate. If you were the same cup size, you two could save money and share bras!
darkmis1 18
I read this as her boyfriend is fat. No guy should have moobs. Send your boyfriend to the gym, OP!
Elsan_fml 4
If it bothers you or him, he can either: - Exercise, though it may come back later - Talk with his doctor
kathrynclw 0
join the club :/
loveisforever876 0
haha I thought it ment "old pal" but I like yours!! :)
kemar7856 0
motor boat
sk3l370n 0
now is time to check whose balls are bigger
hrdcore1337 0
rofll
jaymcq 0
there's nothing wrong with tiny breasts.