tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fluffy
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Getting on
Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML
max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Cnscott0205
Denver, United States
Big one
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Delilah
Norway
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
LosTits
United States
Booby trap
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
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ishatmyselfonce 0
lol your chest fails or his chest fails? or wins? depends on how you look at it
dragonaair 5
Either your boyfriend is obese or you have tiny breasts.
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Comments (191)
tngmtntnnjatrtl 1
Why does everyone assume the man boobs are from fat? I've definitely heard really big pecs referred to as "man boobs" before. Specifically Vin Diesel's...
tngmtntnnjatrtl 1
Also OP's username IS "tinygirl," which makes me think that the problem is more about her being small than him being particularly large.
brunettegurly 0
dump him... you want a guy with pecks, not moobs
vabeach94 0
:(
pradagirl123 0
wow I wouldn't even date him..thats disgusting
Chad8 0
there's always silicone
nerdsgetmehot 23
Implants cost thousands of dollars. I don't know anyone who can afford that.
wutwutandwut 3
why all the small boob hate. saggy retirement
bamagirl14 0
it's more like "So my girlfriend and I measured our boobs today and mine were bigger. FML."
mysuny 0
my boyfriend has bigger breast than me and I'm a cup c
besosforme 26
It really depends on how they're measuring. Just a regular circumference is different than if they factor in cup size. For example, Mr. Besos and I were lying down on the couch, and I had my head on his pec. He flexed it to be funny and then it lead to the curiousity of what 'cup size' his pecs would fit into. If we went by circumference of the largest part of both of our chests, he is bigger than me at 44".. but his cup size would have been like a large A. On the other hand, the circumference of the largest part of my chest is a just couple inches smaller than his, but my band size is 34, so there is quite a difference between our cup sizes. Men tend to be a little broader in the chest/shoulder area, so technically his chest may be bigger, but his 'boobs' wouldn't be, if you calculate bra and cup size. Try again, without the tape measure and see where that takes you =] if you find each other attractive then that should be all that matters.