Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
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Top comments
mysitc_burrito 0
You know there is no good way for him to respond to that. You kind of set yourself up for it. And this is coming from a fat girl with big boobs. Also having big breast suck, hard to find cute bras, and your back always hurts.
gerblerr 0
just lose weight
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gerblerr 0
just lose weight
jasmine1259 2
doesn't really mean your fat if all the extra weight someone gained went to there boobs they really would be huge. whether they're fat or not.
bexox 0
This is the OP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-XIMEHGoZI&feature=related :D
nonotme 0
OP fished for a compliment and got burned. YDI, it's annoying as hell when girls do this.
Joe2794 0
#90, she wouldn't just stare at the cupcakes, she'd eat them right away.
RESTAREA 0
Failure troll is full of fail
myfishisBOBA 0
you set yourself up for that one, any response would have been offensive.
ILoveBlair 0
Exactly.
lenajoy927 0
haha sick burn! that sucks though. you should dump him then lose all the weight :)
curryndricegirll 0
dump him? she's the one who already called herself fat. i hate when people do that and except you to just bring them up. OP's just fishing for compliments. next time you want to say something like that, don't expect people to disagree with you. it's pathetic.
kaprookie 3
curryndricegrill-I could not have said it better myself
NeatNit 33
it seems like you boobs didn't get #2's joke!
singerguy18 0
you don't know if he was excited or just being mean in this so I'm not sure what to say.
D0GS_B1T3 0
That sucks. I so feel you, though...I don't have big boobs, but I have a big stomach...xD
DelilahV 0
You wouldn't like It the other way around. I feel like that's what happens to me, I'm a 32DD. My back f***ing hurts all the time and the only bra Victorias secret has in my size is this ugly nude colored thing.
Swiftly 0
I don't even care how big a girls **** are, it's all about their personality IMO
mcpar 0
lose the weight, fatty fat fat...also, 5th!!!! lulz
punkchica123 0
u suck
brrrx 0
No you don't, you'd look like a lollipop.
brrrx 0
No you don't, you'd look like a lollipop.
shewasalmost18 0
they'd be so huge that you couldn't even stand up again
mysitc_burrito 0
You know there is no good way for him to respond to that. You kind of set yourself up for it. And this is coming from a fat girl with big boobs. Also having big breast suck, hard to find cute bras, and your back always hurts.
finrandi 0
wtf #9? you know, if you'd be fit, then you could have a powerful back so the pain would be nonexistent. survival is for the healthy!! @op: YDI
PoeticPixie 0
Are you really that stupid? Being fit does not mean that having big boobs won't hurt. My best friend has an hourglass figure, and exercises, but still has like, flippin 44D boobs or some crap. They're genetic, her mom has them, as do all of her aunts, and no matter how much she exercises, or how in shape she is, they still hurt her back. You're probably some prissy girl with no body whatsoever.
finrandi 0
pff, you're talking shit, and surely your friend is just another stupid girl who believes gym training or jogging, yoga or the like, are good exercises. bullshit! do real workouts cuz you know nothing about being FIT
tanman230 10
big boobs don't count if you're fat
regalarius 0
Well...that *is* the same amount of weight in a more localized area. Of course they'd be huge!
Puolukka 4
Thank you...that's what I immediately thought...even if she only gained, let's say, 5 pounds which is not all that much, that'd be like 2.5 pounds each breast in addition to what she already has...so yea they'd be huge :p
tensor 0
Indeed, thanks ... is quite obvious. A 2lb implant is HUGE, 2lb weight gain is nothing.