Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Getting on
Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Big one
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Booby trap
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
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ishatmyselfonce 0
lol your chest fails or his chest fails? or wins? depends on how you look at it
dragonaair 5
Either your boyfriend is obese or you have tiny breasts.
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Comments (191)
Hannbonan527 0
Maybe he's just fat. o.O
RoxRoidz 0
Ok, now let's see who has the biggest penis to boobfuck.
ferrariic 0
tell him to get a reduction
dansco 25
So your flat and he's fat! FYL... You're together so neither of you really care... Get over it, stop measuring and have fun ;)
r8p 0
those little lemons and you call them breasts?
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Are you sure you aren't the man and he's not the woman?
alexavb15 4
You Got Small Boobs Or His Are Huge!
ayemate 0
if your bi, you almost get the best of both worlds?
nrelavender 10
ew. unless it's muscle, than that's just gross regardless of what size your breasts are.
vanessagirrl96 0
...for the win. noob.