tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fluffy
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Getting on
Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML
max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Cnscott0205
Denver, United States
Big one
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Delilah
Norway
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
LosTits
United States
Booby trap
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
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ishatmyselfonce 0
lol your chest fails or his chest fails? or wins? depends on how you look at it
dragonaair 5
Either your boyfriend is obese or you have tiny breasts.
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Comments (191)
diabetictaco 0
either you have really small boobs or your boyfriend is really fat but either way it's a fail lol
Gocapsgo 0
Eww ur dating a fatty!! YOUR A CHUBBY CHASER!
tommy5angels 0
so do u have small **** or is he a fat ****
taylordey 0
My boyfriend is very over weight it doesn't bother me at all, he's the sweetest, I'm only a size 7. But big guys need love too...
Chaosinferno 4
Than get him into shape
SarahSaraSayWhat 0
MAKE HIM LOSE WEIGHT GIRLS DON'T CHASE FATTIES!
penguinazul 13
Actually, I prefer bigger guys. Not necessarily huge, blobby, fat guys (morbidly obese), but guys with some weight on them. Of all the guys I've dated, the more "fit" guys were the ones that treated me like shit and only wanted to get in my pants. The bigger, less fit guys were the ones that treated me like a human, made an attempt to get to know me, and didn't see me as a walking ******. Personally, I'd take that over a hot body any day.
bjbrad69 0
he's fat your flat
miniman524 0
nice...
cool_96 3
I'm a guy and I preffer girls who are not that big so don't worry it's ok right now im trying to get with a girl who's the sweetest person and she ain't big
teedeeGD74 0
Haha.. moobies.
jls4592 2
does milk come out too!