WTF
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
France
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
agstone
Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML
wahhh
United Kingdom
What's going on?
Today, my neighbour from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML
Anonymous
Our house, was a very very very nice house
Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Anonymous
United States
Too late
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
floppy
Australia
Today, my house caught fire and almost burned down. My neighbour, who has always hated me, came up, patted me on the back, and said, "That sucks for you." FML
carsuck
United States
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
Rebecca
Emergency!
Today, looking out of my window, I spotted a fire raging in the building across from my apartment. Grabbing my phone, I dashed out to the balcony, only to slam into the screen door instead. After calling 911, I sprinted back out, only to clock the door a second time. FML
DamnDogs
Canada
Alert!
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
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DjeePee 25
*Looks at the date* What did you expect on a monday? FYL, FYL.
forthepainx3 0
instantly when I read "pounding at my back door" I thought this was going to be about something else.
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Comments (96)
cloudy01 0
Tell him to not pound on your door next time
WagAttack 0
win.
sloppyflow 1
I read it as CAT initially. day em time to get a glass.
MichaelGood 0
haha definitely win.
Mirequetz 6
The original version of this was far funnnier.
C94Slim 7
Next time don't resist his pounding..
itsbrookebixch 0
what was the original version?
glenzhao2 16
Oh , OP, I hate it when that happens :/
JtownDude 0
WTFOMGBBQ?
64ponygirl 1
OMGWTFCARBQ
snuffle 3
burn baby burn
Fence 8
#22 That just made my day.
C6Racer 0
LOLWTFBBQ
jmarie29 0
lmao!
moomoo14 0
what the **** oh my god barbecue right haha
DjeePee 25
*Looks at the date* What did you expect on a monday? FYL, FYL.
10_4Franky 0
I wish I could "Like" this. Haha. This Monday has been ****** up.
xJASMINEx 0
mine was ****** up then hella happy then gay again
forthepainx3 0
instantly when I read "pounding at my back door" I thought this was going to be about something else.
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah. Surprise butt sex and a carbq. What a night.
emodude44 0
Sounds like a party.
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Obviously. unless the neighbour was a deranged man who randomly knocks at people's doors at three AM . oh wait... That is something else. :) Plus, someone here watches too much RWJ.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
F the car's life
smexykero 0
if it has one in the first place.
IcyHell 0
It had one before it was set on fire. R.I.P op's car.
MichaelGood 0
all cars have life
Uscdrew1 7
52, please put your man boobs away.
iNekoGamergurl 0
52, nobody wants to see your bare body. NOBODY. change your picture or quit commenting- i have to see that every Fml- sometimes 2-3 times.
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Please. All you haters are probably a fifty year old obese man with woman-like boobs. Plus, anime, stop emphasising the " nobody " there are plenty of people who would like to see that. stop being douches and let the guy have whatever picture he likes.
tjgreen 0
I thought you had great breasts... the female kind. fmeyes
Neorecon19 18
You know what really sucks? Insurance won't cover the damage.
Jimboom 12
Is that a euphemism? Because that whole FML looks like one to me. ;-)
carkwright2 0
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cptmorgan15 2
So are you pissed because your neighbor woke you up or your car was on fire. You need to clarify.
11colio11 4
What the **** do you think?
cptmorgan15 2
Chill out. Obviously I know. I was just sarcastically stating that the FML could be referring to either part.
OctoberYoshi 5
This happened to my family about two years ago. The weird thing is that it also happened at 3 am. o_O
kenoswild 14
yeah weird. i remmy going home from prom at 3am and seeing a truck on fire on my road...seems they only burst at that hour..
Rei_Ayanami 18
Tell that fool to quit with the cannon already!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
ha :P
JeansKismet 9
lol!