tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fluffy
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Getting on
Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML
max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Cnscott0205
Denver, United States
Big one
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Delilah
Norway
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
LosTits
United States
Booby trap
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
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ishatmyselfonce 0
lol your chest fails or his chest fails? or wins? depends on how you look at it
dragonaair 5
Either your boyfriend is obese or you have tiny breasts.
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Comments (191)
chrstygrl06 10
What kind of a girlfriend would lower herself enough to ask for that and what kind of boyfriend would agree?!!
katialovesfml 0
Yes! That was my first thought too!
T3P33_fml 0
"I'm getting bored.. let's mesure our boobs! wait, I'm a dude... ow, what the heck!"
Jimboom 12
Perhaps the only reason you are with this guy is because his gravity pulled you in?
Jessephine 0
it's just an organ,you can complain about it if you feel not satisfied with yours,but don't let it bother you too much.if it's because of your boyfriend's obese,it would be better to make him on diet since it isn't good to our health
Gr1mr3ap3r 4
First of all, you have horrible writing. Second of all, how is it an organ? It's not like your heart or lungs. Boobs are just balls of fat that has nerves in it.
DocBastard 40
Balls of fat? Do fat cells produce milk where you're from? Because on my planet, breasts have these things called mammary glands. Balls of fat. Really.
JamesMusicus 2
Is there a like button for this?
Animeninja117 2
well.... I'm trying to think of something encouraging to say… I got nothing.
SarahStarzz 0
19 me 2!!! lmao
Nihility 0
Then maybe you shouldn't comment.
Miss_Random 0
What if OP isn't small chested? If that's the case then her boyfriend really needs to go on a diet. Or they could go bra shopping together.
circlejerk69 0
why does most people put OP in their comment? what does it mean?
ghost303 3
original poster
ImKindaABigDeal 6
wow I thought it meant octagonal pornstar... hmm...
EverythingAlana 1
lmaooo.
jewels1877 0
Next thing you know, he's gonna start singing, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard", like at the end of Dodgeball.
cavalos94 0
hahaha Ben stiller ftw
JuiiceBoxxJoshh 0
hahahaha ! legend
The_Unkown_Abyss 3
2 thing um tell him to drop the chips and cookies and get in the fking treadmill and small boobs are kinda hit depending on who their on if you have a nice body than HIGH FIVE! but if your a very square person theb um GET VACK IN THE KITCHEN( not just referring to you )
DocBastard 40
I, uh...you said, um... Nevermind. I'll try my Idiot-English translation engine: "Two things...um, tell him...get..." *explodes* Shit.
I_R_Genius 3
Honestly #26, what is this the third grade? Those kitchen jokes are really old and no one finds them funny anymore. So what if OP's boyfriend is overweight, I weigh 245, I'm 5' 10" and in the Army. And to Doc, quick we need a medic now!!
RedPillSucks 33
To those out there who think grammar doesn't matter on the internet, please read #26 and make the argument again....
NuyoRicanGirl 3
does it make you feel like a lez? :-/
BabyBlaze 0
Incredibly foolish thing to say. I can't get how the two are related.
NuyoRicanGirl 3
I was joking and it's like asking if she likes boobs get it??? :-/
mimititi_fml 3
"That", not "then"... I'm just saying...
kss_ga_champ5408 1
you meant "than" not "that" I'm just saying
Alexitis1 3
win