Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
seriously, whose fault is that? --'
Judus_beej 0
kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.
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JosieBongs 0
Wtf is it with all of these 16 year old girls getting pregnant? Its really ******* annoying and there might as well no longer be any sex ed classes. YDI for not being as careful as you should at your age.
BestNameEver12 8
After seeing all the teen mom stories im beginning to wonder if at 15 thats what i was suppossed to do.Jk All kidding aside, at that age you should be focusing on education, especially through high school. If you want to fool around...ok. Use protection and wait until it is legal. Having a child that young will basically ruin your life. By that i mean you probably wont finish high school and you will lose your social life.
SkateboardGirl88 11
ouch...
JosieBongs 0
Wtf is it with all of these 16 year old girls getting pregnant? Its really ******* annoying and there might as well no longer be any sex ed classes. YDI for not being as careful as you should at your age.
skusek 0
16 and pregnant. Hmm ****??
Mischief5Managed 0
Uh you did this yourself. If you know the possible consequince of sex (pregnancy) and chose to do it anyways then you have no right to complain. Deal with it. If you were raped and became pregnant then I offer my condolences.
FukYurLife_89 0
ydi. ha ha now deal with it.
PurplePoet 5
Getting pregnant at 15 does not make you a *****! You can get pregnant if you only have sex with one person. Lots of people have sex at that age. It just makes her stupid for doing something that has life-changing consequences and not having the intelligence to use protection. Dangit Darwin, this is where it fails =/
Waffcakes 0
it's also a present from your boyfriend/one night stand/ baby daddy.
theluckygirl28 8
If you can't handle the consequences, don't have sex. One of the possible consequences is a baby. If you chose to have sex before you can handle that, YDI.
macgyver2009 4
its called a condom look into it...... oh wait your pregant now well next time