Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, I developed a roll of film I'd had sitting around for years. It was all images my ex had taken of him scrubbing his ass and toilet with my electric toothbrush, which I'd used for at least a month after our breakup. FML
Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
EWWWWW!!!!
Nightfallz 0
that's freaking wierd...
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unfortunate_13 5
EWWWWW!!!!
0___0 9
So it wasn't an air freshener after all!
ghostgirll 0
lmao i was thinking the same thing
MsTs1 0
your boyfriend's a true badass
infowarrior 0
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YDI, for taking dumps.
soulwarrior 0
He's up to something,
Kickered 0
L M A O. Burned!
newmanlyman3 8
0.o STALKER???
luvdatglitter 0
creeper. mayb blakmail? u shuld delete tem and break his camera lol
lailax3 0
run. O_O
snagglepaste 0
But girls don't poop.
bryanorange 3
103 is that a dil-do
JustOhSoLovely 6
this is the funniest thing I've ever read. I mean it. you made my day. thank you.
evamusical 12
I say he films you taking a dump, well dump him!
thisisFMLsoFYL 11
Ur pic is the most messed up thing I've ever seen
weezypanda420 22
Wow that is CREEPY.
Nightfallz 0
that's freaking wierd...
timtam24 0
that's so weird, what a creeper
Ketchup_Castle 30
That's what I was going to refer to him as.
DameGreyWulf 1
Pretty damn cool, two FMLs I said Yes to get through (this and previous). Sweet jesus this creeped me out though. I mean, this screamed FML in particular to me. I'd say dump the ass, but before you do that make sure you have gotten rid of all those pictures.
adelaide_evening 0
"Dump the ass" No pun intended?
will90 5
Lmao, I was thinking the same thing 64!
Finnboghi 0
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Wow. You are a truly reprehensible monster. In fact, nearly everyone in this thread is. The trolls are the most respectable people here. You should be ashamed. Just because he has a 'strange' or 'dirty' fetish doesn't make him an asshole, or a creep or even a pervert. It makes him a human being, and I'm ashamed to even share the genus **** erectus with all of you.
DameGreyWulf 1
You idiot, it has nothing to do with his fetish. It's the fact he filmed her in a private moment WITHOUT PERMISSION. If he had asked, and she made an FML about it, then you can go around crying "monster!" -- but since he did this without permission, it makes him a perverted creep who deserves to be dumped. Same as it would if it was just a guy spying on a girl, while she changed, without her knowledge. Nothing to do with the fetish, everything to do with the lack of respect.
TheFifthWitness 0
Damn it, who let her boyfriend on here?
anthro_man 0
At #143 **** erectus is a species... wtf is your point anyways?
Jefe_fml 0
The Genus is the **** part, and **** erectus is extinct, (except for you? Your intelligence indicates this could be true). We are **** sapiens.
anthro_man 0
#157 Hey give him a break... H. erectus went extinct relatively recently actually... only about 100,000 years ago. Lolz
bernardbrown 7
That's a nice novel you wrote.
FlaminYawn 0
he wanted to see if the myth was true...
LewJH 0
I lol'd.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
LOL same. I do all of those things too. Like anyone would wanna watch me take a dump LOL.
Amysbodybetrayal 0
Lmao, I find it funny that I read this FML after coming back from the bathroom. Hehe. I think I might check my air vent now... >.>
the_stereotype 0
wow. i'm so glad i'm not the only one who is extremely afraid of that. i actually have nightmares about it. ihh...this is just so creepy. i have goosebumps
ilovecowboys 0
It's dead peoples favourite past time! You don't know it but wherever you are, and whatever you are doing there are at least 10 dead people watching you.. I know because I can see them. Enjoy your next trip to the toilet :)
Conor123 0
Which myth?
Suigetsu_fml 0
The myth that says women fart and poop too.
biancagolden 0
That girls poop! :o
Mnemic 6
You really do this kind of thing just because you're afraid someone is recording? o.O Can't you just check the air vent (and the toilet itzelf)? :-o Very nice BF the OP has btw... :-o Or probably ex by now I hope. Secretly recording things like that...
Conor123 0
Oh, I've never heard that myth.. I thought it was globally accepted as a fact that they DIDN'T do that..
the_stereotype 0
i'm sure if he had just asked her, she would have kindly stuck his face in her shit. OP, ur bf is a CREEPER!
Darth_Taco 14
...Delete those videos, and punch him in the face. If you can't harm him enough to get the message, then get a brother or friend to it for you. Seriously, that is wrong on so many levels. Not only is it gross, but the ass could've at least asked you permission.
gigi37 0
Very true, but at least it the videos were only of her and not another girl..
andagi2010 0
sorry babe. HAHAHAHAHAHA. jk
penizulaface 0
NO JKJKJKLOLOLOL I HEART YOUR ******* MAKEUP OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR HAIR IS THAT A NEW TATTOO? DID THAT PIERCING ******* HURT? NO JKJKJKLOLOLOL
eatmynuggets 0
LOLOLOL FER SURE
penizulaface 0
MAYBE FER SURE NOT FER SURE EH FER SURE BOMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
judgeymcjudge 0
I love that song, but every time it gets to that part, I wanna shove a screwdriver into my ears to stop the pain. Or, y'know, just change the song.
shaBAMalex 0
we should hangout sometime, myspace me, fer sure.
123sploosh 0
where are my panties? I THREW EM OUT THE WINDOW BITCH SHUT THE **** UP
LordLiam316 0
I don't know what's happening. loud noises
fuckyourlife8 0
Hahaha, oh ****, that's disgusting. I say pretend you don't know, take him on a longgg drive to nowhere, take his clothes off (you know, pretending you want him), then shove him out the car, tell him you know what he did and drive the **** away from that creep! He can think about how wrong he is on the walk home =] oh, and make sure to smash the camera as well. You don't want that vid getting out.
NaomiSanguine 0
nice :) leaving someone alone (in preferibly the woods) NAKED is truly a great revenge.
Peterjames_fml 0
Gimme back my camera hunny before all these nice people start freaking out...... lol jk but really call the cops on him.
summerboy18 0
Ricky Martin makes me want to touch myself.
anthro_man 0
lolz for unrelated