Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
seriously, whose fault is that? --'
Judus_beej 0
kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.
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loveorlie 0
smdh... congrats ;)
foreveryoung97_fml 2
keep your legs closed Nxt tym yuh nasty ***** !!!
skittlez44 0
Only in america do girls go off and have sex at a young age thinking their wont be consequences or she was probably drunk which is bad at her age to be drinking.
DVecc 0
really? my birthday was yesterday too (17th) and I got my learners permit. maybe you shouldn't have been having sex when you were 15 ****
boatkicker 5
1) If you do not want to get pregnant, the best way to do that is to not have sex. If you insist on having sex, use MULTIPLE forms of birth control. 2) If you want a happy birthday, don't take a pregnancy test on it. Far too much chance that you'll get the wrong answer. 3) Once again, if you aren't ready for a baby, don't have sex. 4) I suggest you consider all your options. Actually research them, don't just think about the (probably very limited) knowledge you have about them. Chances are you don't know much about any of your three choices (abortion, adoption, keeping it) even if you think you do. All of them have pluses and minuses. Regardless of what you do, I wish you luck. 5) Sorry that people apparently forgot your birthday. That always sucks. Everyone, even my parents, forgot my 16th birthday, too. Not one person even said "happy birthday." Hope your next one is better in that aspect at least.
Sarahdswiergosz 0
Haha 16 and pregnant and a ***** bahaha don't surprise me girls now n days are ***** perfect example right here lmfao and **** your life haha
someguy314159265 15
For that, you don't deserve another gift.
soldierinarms 0
seriously don't have the baby!! think about it u have ur whole life ahead of u. do all awesome stuff now and have a baby later.
whoopsiemolly 4
ok yeah, given she shouldn't have taken it on her birthday. HOWEVER, for all of you that are calling her a *****, you probably can't get laid yourself. and shit happens, don't call her a ***** unless you know the entire story. not to mention condoms break, birth control has wrong timing.. and yeah you set yourself up hun, but dayyyum that sucks. happy happy birthday >.>
my1tigger 0
Today is my 19th birthday, and I'm still a virgin. Just because you can have sex doesn't mean you should. I'm not ashamed of being a virgin, I'm proud of it, I've been going out with my girlfriend for 14 months now. You don't need sex to have fun, you just need to have each other and be yourselves. I respect her, I love her with all of my heart, and I'm going to wait for her until she's ready to go the next step in our relationship. A relationship is built on communication, understanding, and love, not sex. Sex isn't love unless you truly care about your significant other and you want what's best for them over your own needs and wants. I love my Jasmine, and I will always wait for her and be the best man I know I can be.
GawZ 0
dude u need 2 hit dat ass before some new dude shows up and does it for u
txgrl101 0
Woah, he does not need to try that unless they're both ready for that next step in their relationship. You should be proud of him and look up to him for respecting her.